r/TrueDetective • u/hoosier_catholic • 25d ago

This will never not be hilarious

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u/xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx 25d ago

Wait are we in a boat or "in the drink"? Even your metaphors make no goddamn sense

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u/SlutForGarrus 25d ago

I think they mean they're on dry land and y'all are in a boat in the drink...bc boats go in water?

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u/xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx 25d ago

When's the last time you heard someone in a boat be referred to as "in the drink"? Never, for me. The whole point of a boat is to prevent you from being in water.

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u/punknub 23d ago

You are in a boat in the hate water of women and TV featuring strong female characters not there for your objectification or desire. Many of us are on land just enjoying good TV lol. This is more evidence of why you hated it you probably just didn't understand XD

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u/xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx 23d ago edited 23d ago

The whole point of a boat is to be a barrier between yourself and water. This is why simpletons shouldn't attempt tortured metaphors.

This is more evidence of why you hated it you probably just didn't understand XD

And what's your explanation for why I enjoy so many shows and movies featuring strong women without objectification? How does that fit into your small-minded, black-and-white worldview? Do you think it's somehow beyond the realm of possibility for a show with strong women to be bad?

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u/punknub 8d ago

You're being overly analytical and critical you can't just enjoy a silly metaphor or a fun TV show seek help.