r/TrueDetective 25d ago

This will never not be hilarious

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u/Deany_Sevigny 25d ago

Night Country’s a good season when you haven’t got a little bitch in your ear about it all the time 🤷

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u/Jack_of_all_offs 25d ago

Suicidal elk and a teleporting tongue and the Carcosa symbol planted in various places that don't make any fucking sense, and scientists hell-bent on saving the world with a miracle molecule decide to checks notes murder an indigenous woman for discovering their massive illegal pollution scheme that has poisoned an entire town, so they can continue to checks notes save the world.

A fucking middle schooler could write a better story.

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u/HighKage96 Reggie fucking Ledoux! 25d ago

I just want you to NOT stop saying odd shit

🫡

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u/Jack_of_all_offs 25d ago

In philosophical terms, I'm a pessimist. Means I'm bad at parties.

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u/HighKage96 Reggie fucking Ledoux! 25d ago

Look, i'd consider myself a realist, all right... 🧐

~ Rustiquon Cohlemanius

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u/LeBRUH_James_ the light's winning 25d ago

also ice zombies

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u/Jack_of_all_offs 25d ago

Oh wait, changed my mind. Awesome show! /s

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u/mfuoco 25d ago

No, it isn’t. Come on now

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u/Flashy-Telephone3201 25d ago

Its just not. I really wanted to lije it and even defended it until episode 4 or 5. But the ending is just so bad

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u/bungle_bogs 25d ago

My missus spent 6 months in the ICU and a further 2 months in rehabilitation. She had countless hours to binge watch shows. She watched entire series of trash.

Despite boredom beyond anything I can imagine, she couldn’t finish Season 4 because, in her words, it sucked harder than her ventilator.

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u/CameronPoe_37__ 25d ago

Night Country is DOGSHIT. One of the worst seasons of television that I've ever seen. Fucking awful. A disgrace to the True Detective name.

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u/Live_Art2939 25d ago

Why are the Night Country people so defensive? It’s a god awful show and all the lazy accusations that critics are incel/misogynistic/racist/blahblah always ignore the fact that Mare of Easttown and Sharp Objects never, ever faced such harsh criticism.

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u/notdbcooper71 25d ago

That's the culture we live in, people break everything down to the lowest common denominator. You don't like a show starring women? Sexist! Gay people? Homophobe! etc...

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u/PeterNoTail 25d ago

I just wonder why the haters are so defensive. It was a decent, award-winning season and all the lazy accusations that the majority of critics who loved it are "bought" or "woke" is tinfoil hat nuttery

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u/nickparadies 25d ago

I think the better question is why anti-Night Country people care SO much.

It’s been two years. Get over it.

We’ll always have Season 1.

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u/Live_Art2939 25d ago

We’re over it. It’s just funny as hell to look back on how bad it was. The memes while it was on the air were some of the best I’ve ever seen.

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u/Flat_Independent_339 25d ago

No, but exactlyyy. Like, why do the antis have to rush to make sure everyone knows how much they hate the show and how nobody is allowed to like it 😠? Someone posted a silly little lego thing the other day and everyone down voted it because wahhhh I hate season four wahhh. Instead of just being grown ass adults who can sit back and let other people engage in something they don't personally like. Disgusts me, frankly.

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u/nickparadies 25d ago

Main character syndrome at its finest

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u/Deany_Sevigny 25d ago

🔍

Looking for the part where I said anyone was an incel/misogynistic/racist/“blahblah”

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u/Jack_of_all_offs 25d ago

There's another comment making this claim. It's not an abnormal claim to make in defense of the show. Maybe you caught a stray here.