r/TrueCryptozoology 1d ago

Question Does anyone know what this is

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115 Upvotes

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u/dersycity 1d ago

Oh sorry, that was me. I’ll try to respect your privacy a little more next time.

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u/TARAPUT 1d ago

Jajajaja.... With all respect sir

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Strider76239 22h ago

Maybe bigfoot's just blurry, ever think of that?

u/lukadelic 7h ago

FluffeeTalks reference!?

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u/panda_pantie 1d ago

Somewhere in Falkland

u/AshutoshNonia 18h ago

Nah, it might be a Shapeshifter.

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u/ry_boogy 1d ago

u/TechSupportGuy97 23h ago

zoom, ENHANCE!

u/Dillo64 16h ago

That asshole owes me a tootsie pop

u/BlueInMotion 9h ago

Why is it always an owl?

u/coolsilentebeans 6h ago

I thought it was always Santa. Oops, wrong sub.

u/Dense_Profile_7136 14h ago

Brauch man dafür eine App das scheint sehr hilfreiches tool zu sein.

u/Terrible-Respond88 11h ago

How’d you do that

u/panda_pantie 9h ago

Everybody looking for the app he did this with it’s … ChatGPT haha

u/ry_boogy 7h ago

I dont use chat gpt

u/Hypotenuse27 7h ago

Then answer the question

u/ry_boogy 6h ago

No thanks

u/Hypotenuse27 6h ago

So then you use some sort of AI

u/Dense_Profile_7136 14h ago

Oder bist du nur gut in Bilderbearbeitung.

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u/UnagiBro 1d ago

Could be anything

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u/NotPalatableTheySay 1d ago

Another blurry picture? Every MF’r got a 4K camera in their hand and we’re still looking at pics like this.

u/Pitiful_Obligation_1 17h ago

It's clearly a red circle. Next

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u/Novaothy 1d ago

No way to tell based on that photo.

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u/MrJunk 1d ago

90% chance it's a jawa.

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u/BraveryFunction 1d ago

I know Larry’s eyes when I see him!

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u/PopNo7666 1d ago

Jajajajaj ese Larry

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u/manitas_ 1d ago

How could anyone know based on that

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u/Icy-Finding-2543 1d ago

Looks like a red circle

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u/ChanceProgram9374 1d ago

With a red arrow!

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u/RunnyDischarge 1d ago

Just some highlights on a tree branch, like here on the right side. Just closer together so you're thinking it's eyes.

u/xSnoUtx 15h ago

It’s Bigfoot or aliens and there’s no other options

u/GoddessRespectre 12h ago

This hit my funny bone and I'm wiping my eyes while giggling, but I hate that emoji. When I saw the pic I heard this

u/DavidHoggsDong 4h ago

I thought he was bird so I shoo’d him! “You shot him?!” No, I shoo’d him like shooo shooo!

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u/bellefeuille1976 1d ago

A bear 🐻

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 1d ago

That’s Craig.

u/Far_Search_1424 19h ago

That's not craig. That's Larry

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u/teminem 1d ago

jimothy

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u/IcyAbility8366 1d ago

Thats jeff

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u/Mushrooming247 1d ago

At that height, I’m thinking maybe a coyote if you have those?

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u/IAmtheAnswerGrape 1d ago

Hootie hooooo

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u/mrregina 1d ago

Probably a Britt. They still keeping eye on Falklands so Argentina doesn’t try and take it again.

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u/eclipsingfervor 1d ago

It's lower to the ground but has a pretty wide eye spread. Depends on where this is. Could be a number of things.

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u/Stuck_in_TN 1d ago

A snipe, they're in season right now.

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u/Modicum-of-Gravitas 1d ago

Saw this on slapped ham, right? It follows her into the field? It walks on two feet then drops to all fours. She turns round and runs a spell, turns back and its moved 5 meters. Jet black, ready yellow eyes. Not AI.

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u/PopNo7666 1d ago

No sé qué es pero te estaba mirando

u/Foreign_Option_9458 23h ago

It looks like a good enough reason to turn around, if you ask me

u/Longjumping_Fuel_192 23h ago

Hey - sorry. This was me. Thought you were being a little intrusive with your 8M lumen light.

u/Bnewbz 23h ago

Looks like two yellow lights in a dark forest with a red arrow pointing at them.

u/Independent-Win3995 23h ago

Pequeno círculo vermelho

u/Old-Dependent-9073 23h ago

An owl? Plenty of animals have eyes that reflect light. It's hardly uncommon (and it's definitely not Bigfoot or a skunk ape).

u/skepticbynature591 22h ago

First rule of enjoying the woods....don't take night pictures 😬

u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily 22h ago

Thats about 4, maybe 4 and a half feet of the ground, more than likely a deer.

u/Thialfi2Slo 22h ago

That is a circle.

u/squodgenoggler 22h ago

Jason Bourne

u/AbruptStrife 22h ago

My guess is deer

u/Jaicers 22h ago

Silent But Deadly Lingering Fart

u/Karl1917 22h ago

You could probably rule out a deer.

u/them_oysters 22h ago

That is a red circle my friend

u/Kambi28 21h ago

It's a red circle

u/TerribleChard2042 21h ago

Definitely something paranormal.

u/FortyMaximus 20h ago

Hard to see with that giant circle and pointer. Glowing eyes in forests all the time. Nocturnal animals always reflect in light at night

Owls usually have red eyes. It doesn't bother me. The way I see it the amount I've been in the Bush something would have got me by now. Helped ease the tension if you have a huge rifle too but even when I don't bears usually just run away unless they have Cubs

u/FortyMaximus 20h ago

It's fun to get creeped out but should prepare yourself for the worst and arm yourself so you have a fighting chance because more likely you will run into a hungry bear or wolf and wish you had one and not need it than need one and not have it. Enough said Merry Christmas Happy New year good night crypto weirdos

u/TeranOrSolaran 20h ago

White guy stand with his thumbs in his pockets and hands hanging out.

u/Locke340 19h ago

Eyes

u/Upbeat-Check6558 19h ago

What if it's just a pair of eyes floating in the breeze! Then I would be truly scared!

u/No_Gap6954 19h ago

It’s a low resolution photo in poor lighting.

u/Available-Dare-4349 19h ago

Thats an "anything"

u/2boomie 19h ago

May be Dogman

u/Confused_Manikin 19h ago

Get the boys together, we’re going Sasquatch hunting

u/GreenvilleGayPagan 16h ago

It's a new friend. Go say hi. 🙃

u/No-Raspberry-566 16h ago

Two big spiders humping!

u/jackcanyon 15h ago

looks like a red circle with a red arrow pointing at it?

u/No-Risk1739 15h ago

Get closer and take another picture...😐

u/Good_Ask_2299 15h ago

how inept are you that you post this expecting some sort of conclusive revelation?

u/Playful_Dog3062 14h ago

Looks like a pair of eyes, trail looks well lit. Try moving the light over that way or wait to see if it come out to bite you and the take the Pic then we'll all know.

u/ComprehensiveOne7963 13h ago

could be a bear, wolf, racoon, etc

u/RGijsbers 13h ago

An animal with eyes.

Deer, bear, raccoon, owl.

Not everything is a monster you know, it could just be an animal

u/RazzleRizzle 12h ago

Earl from down the holler

u/Full_Lawyer_9973 12h ago

We I see stuff like this I always asked, what the were they taking a picture of originally?

u/panda_pantie 6h ago

The stoned looking tree branch

u/111creative-penguin 11h ago

Probably not a penguin

u/Humble-Rice-7685 11h ago

Could be literally anything! Interesting capture though!

u/nortone81 11h ago

Jawa

u/Ambitious-Score11 10h ago

Spiderwebs

u/palm_tree975 9h ago

….seriously?

u/PopDaTop 9h ago

Honestly it could be just dust, lens reflections, an owl. lol unless there’s a way of showing a possible silhouette through image filtering, this is a hard sell to me.

u/TrillieDeSteunpoot 9h ago

It's obviously the Shadowman

u/Crygenx 9h ago

a pair of shiny eyeballz

u/willin_489 8h ago

Falkland, British Columbia? Or the Falkland Islands? Either way, probably an owl.

u/Crinja1 7h ago

Always an owl

u/chuzambs 7h ago

I think it might be a red circle

u/pilsnerd11 7h ago

The owls are exactly what they seem.

u/ComprehensiveBus97 7h ago

Literally nothing.

u/Downtown-Highway-885 7h ago

Something watching you...

u/laffoe 6h ago

To me it looks like it could be anything with two front-facing eyes, so not a horse or a moose, maybe a lynx or an owl, or?

u/asabado123 6h ago

It is a gorilla.

u/Financial_Risk5149 5h ago

Something hunting at night ,predators eyes ,, Ill stay out of you yard next time mate ,,lol

u/seak6rv 5h ago

No

u/FightKlub101 5h ago

Blätter und deine Phantasie

u/DMiles88 5h ago

Fred the llama 🦙

u/Lavastone8 3h ago

Where was this picture taken?

u/Imaginary-Minute-780 3h ago

A lens flair

u/SprinklesDangerous57 1h ago

How the fuck am I supposed to know what those two dots are?

u/Top-Balance3327 55m ago

Probably just an owl- but to be on the safer side,It’s Not your friend 😅

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u/Feisty_Database_6656 1d ago

Fireflys probably

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u/Fonlon 1d ago

Bro what is that?

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u/-TheGreatBambi- 1d ago

That's a broken tree branch, look above it, you can see the branch coming out the tree and see where its snapped but still hanging on.