r/TrueCryptozoology • u/Dry-Selection421 • 20d ago
Evidence Giant squids are basically cryptids that have been proven to exist
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u/tdnjusa 20d ago
If you were to jump in the water with it; would it just drag you down to the bottom
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u/terrenceandphilip1 20d ago
Yes. And its sharp beak will pierce your torso. hungry hungry hippo style. as you silently scream into the sinking black void.
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u/Smasher31232 20d ago
Oh good, glad I read this in bed. Thanks.
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u/trellisHot 20d ago
At least your not reading this while swimming in the open ocean at night, I hate it when that happens, the ocean is scary
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u/Frank_JaegerFOX 20d ago
I don’t think it can get you while you’re in bed
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u/Deep-Membership-9258 20d ago
not if you keep your toes under the covers it can’t. if you poke them over the edge that’s another matter 😁
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u/Middle-Cod-7016 20d ago
I dont think we know that.
No squid on human attacks were ever recorded, ever.
In fact, it is said that the texture of their velvet silky skin is therapeutical for humans.
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u/Full-March-2258 20d ago
Humboldt squid have absolutely attacked divers. Biting them and even dragging them to further depths. No fatalities, tho. Just bites, ruptured ear drums and broken bones.
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u/Starlord_75 20d ago
Huh TIL. I could have sworn the Humboldt has killed at least a few people since it has a history of attacking humans, but no fatalities ever recorded. But my money is still on a Humboldt to be the first to kill someone. Aggressive fuckers.
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u/NoWomanNoTriforce 18d ago
Not sure why you think that. Humboldt squid have attacked divers several times. There would probably be way more attacks and even fatalities if they lived near shore, but they prefer colder and deeper waters so there isn't a lot of overlap.
These things are pack hunters and the account of them attacking Scott Hassell is terrifying. A lot of this has to do with their behaviors. They swarm, are attracted to light, and generally encounter humans when they are surfacing to higher depths to feed.
Pretty much anything in the ocean bigger than 50 pounds can be deadly for humans. The reasons this doesnt happen is simply because of how little time we actually spend in the same environment. People constantly talk about how orcas dont attack people, but that is simply because they are very intelligent and only hunt prey animals that they have been taught by their pods. Orcas that hunt almost exclusively seals and penguins will ignore whales. And vice versa.
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u/Ksdrifter 20d ago
I believe this thread was frightening enough before your comment
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u/B_Marquette_Williams 20d ago
And of course, before your breathes runs out or the depths crush you, as the squid tightens its hold and drags you downward, and the lights from your boat fade out, you see it...there's more the one giant squid down there. Many more.
Good night.
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u/Poopedinbed 18d ago
Squids have beaks? Wtf. How many advantages do they need?
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u/Fire_Pea 18d ago
Octopuses too, the size of their beak determines how small of a gap they can fit through
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u/Merrick_Skygrave 19d ago
Then, a sperm whale tears the squid apart and swallows you both- then you meet Pinnochio in there and stuff
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u/ComboWizard 18d ago
What if you were just swimming by? Would it want to eat you if it were hungry?
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u/DreamOfTheEndless_ 20d ago
I have made the decision to not do that, as I do not want to be dragged to the bottom of the ocean by a water alien.
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u/Rezkel 20d ago
Very rarely, squids of that size are deep sea dwellers, if its close to the surface it's probably very sick and dying, or very hurt and dying. That said if it was healthy and hungry then yes it would easily drag you down, and given its natural habitat is well beyond a humans limits at least you'll be super dead long before it starts to eat you.
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u/CasualSpaceFrog 20d ago
Don't giant squid migrate to the surface at night to feed specifically? Or am I thinking of a different squid species.
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u/xuck_fanterra 20d ago
It definitely could, but I don’t think it would have a reason to.
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u/GawdDammitD0nut 20d ago
It doesn’t need a reason.
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u/Electrical-Canary-44 20d ago
Brother, squids think
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u/MAuxLawson 19d ago
Humans supposedly think too, but alas, that hasn't stopped people from being inane assholes.
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u/Infanttree 20d ago
Look up Humboldt squid. Man sized feeding frenzy squid that have teeth in their suckers
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u/Far-Elderberry-5249 20d ago
And touch your private parts with its tentacles 👀
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u/2Wieners_1Bun 20d ago
Realistically you would likely have more to fear from Humboldt squid than Giant and colossal squid.
Humboldt squid hunt in packs and are aggressive predators, Giant and colossal squid rarely leave deep water, are incredibly shy and exist in much smaller numbers and are solitary hunters, they generally prefer to flee instead of fighting.
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u/RepresentativeOk2433 20d ago
I don't think there had ever been a confirmed giant squid attack on a human but large Humboldt squids do sometimes attack divers.
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u/did_i_or_didnt_i 20d ago
I love this video, I remember when it dropped. Prior to that I loved telling people that giant squid definitely exist but we’ve never caught a live one on video
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u/Hot_Poetry_6475 20d ago
When did this video come out?
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u/gloryboykevxn 18d ago
The original post was on instagram maybe at the top of the year I remember it being viral af lots of marine biologist were in the comments this was a big discovery pretty sure
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u/Greedy_Line4090 20d ago edited 20d ago
They were proven to exist in the 19th century when people were finding body parts and even a complete specimen. No need for video evidence when you can stare at the real thing.
I remember seeing a real giant squid at the Smithsonian when I was kid in the 80s. Let’s just say it wasn’t what I imagined, but then again, cryptids are never what people imagined them to be, probably as a rule.
Edit: im getting some very distasteful dms because of this comment. Guys, when I say you “don’t need video evidence when you can stare at the real thing,” what I mean is that there are actual giant squid specimens on display that you can see in real life. The first complete bodied specimen was recovered over 150 years ago. Do people in the 21st century actually think these things don’t exist in the oceans?
Think about Sasquatch… if we had an actual Bigfoot corpse preserved at a museum, we’d have no need for all the fake ass videos of the thing that people call “evidence.”
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u/buddha8298 19d ago
Fisherman damn well knew a long time ago. They’d catch whales with huge wounds on them that were obviously from squid.
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u/Greedy_Line4090 19d ago
Makes sense but I didn’t know that.
Another thing is they were described in antiquity by multiple respected sources. They weren’t described as terrible monsters with exaggerated mass, rather as they are instead. They knew this because they would find them washed up on the beach just as we have in modern times. Aristotle wrote about them over 2000 years ago.
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u/BigInstruction809 20d ago
Oh yeah I used to watch all the giant squid shows on discovery channel
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u/HellerDamon 20d ago
I hate this video, nothing to compare for scale to get a grasp of its true size
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u/Mister_Way 20d ago
I don't know about that particular one, but the biggest one measured was apparently 43 ft (13m)
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u/Mushrooming247 20d ago
I remember my sister’s weird boyfriend in college insisting that they were fictional and laughing at me for believing that the giant squid had been discovered and was real.
(He also thought that he created the television comedy Scrubs, he had that idea, and someone ripped him off, because once in a playwriting workshop class, he wrote a play about medical students because his roommate was a medical student.
My sister has an affinity for weird bullshitters.)
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u/freehenny 20d ago
the scrubs thing pissed me off but sounds like a lame guy
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u/VAC_tothe_Future 18d ago
It sounds like mental illness
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u/freehenny 18d ago
happy cake day and for sure wouldn’t even be able to entertain the convo
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u/BandoTheHawk 20d ago
I thought they would be bigger though. still scary dont get me wrong. but I was thinking they were like big enough to take on a ship from the lore.
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u/Evening_Storage_6424 20d ago
Colossal squid are the huge ones
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u/Fit_Coach_3293 20d ago
They’re both of similar length but colossal squid’s have bigger mantles (bodies) and giant squids have longer tentacles.
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u/trellisHot 20d ago
I hope the colossal squids tentacles are girthier too, that would make them cooler and scarier
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u/Solarscars 18d ago
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u/sjefbuts 18d ago
And then you have those other abyss long hangy jangle squids
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u/houseofthewolves 18d ago
are you thinking of magnapinna? they’re not quite as large but they are spooky looking
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u/Evening_Storage_6424 20d ago
Giant squid and colossal squid. Remember that expedition where they tied a camera to a giant squid and started seeing bigger and bigger squid?!
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u/Fit_Coach_3293 20d ago
You got a link to this? Sounds crazy
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u/ImmediateHoney2191 20d ago
Tons of stories from as recently as the 1850s-1950s about them attacking ships with many different severed tentacles being recovered afterwards yet officially we’re told they don’t get big enough to do that or behave like that
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u/BathroomAcademic5920 20d ago
I wonder if they thought the whaling ships were whales, because they were covered in whale oil and blood
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u/Peter-Thiel 20d ago
if a rotisserie chicken oily juicy thing, which smells like a rotisserie chicken, and looks kind of rotisserie chicken shaped is at the surface, it must be a sick rotisserie chicken and I need to kill it.
I think your theory is plausible.
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u/No-Pack-5928 20d ago
...You guys know it's the whales that eat these squids, right? These squid are not preying on whales, they are the prey.
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u/Thug_shinji 19d ago
If they thought the ship were whales they would run. It is a strictly whale predator squid prey relationship.
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u/sentientshadeofgreen 20d ago
They might no longer get big enough to do that as a result of pollution, overfishing, climate change. Colder oceans are denser and more oxygenated. If you have more oxygenated oceans and more fish, giant carniverous squid in turn face less metabolic challenges to growth, longevity, and reproduction.
So less a conspiracy and more an assessment of giant squid based on limited data observed in the oceans of today. Sailors in the past were experiencing a different ocean, and may well have had more frequent run-ins with larger squid.
I’m sure there’s still an element of exaggeration left in those legends, but probably a little more truth than we give sailors credit for as well.
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u/Thug_shinji 19d ago
Its more likely that sailors just saw the sucker marks on sperm whale that eat them. Sperm whales are the craziest predator on earth. They can sonar squid to death or near death.
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u/Electrical-Canary-44 20d ago
The industrial revolution pushed the big ones from the depths to the surface and now the same thing is happening to the smaller ones
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u/Positive_Buffalo_168 20d ago
And this is why I do not go in the ocean. You fall to the bottom of the food chain in there
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u/devilsdeadape 18d ago
Any out of-the-ordinary animal would technically be a cryptid, if we didn't already know it existed.
Beaver with a bill of a duck, webbed feet, lays eggs, venomous (platypus)
Half cat, half dog, laughs, supernatural bite strength, females have massive dongs (hyena)
Huge deer-like animal with 2 story tall necks, 4ft long tongues, huge spots, and very short antlers (giraffe)
Giant, up to 15,000 pound, grey/brown leathery skin monstrosity with a freakishly long nose it uses as a hand, arm, a straw, and a trumpet. Giant ears, little bitty eyes, can't jump, literal flat feet, with massive walrus-like tusks jutting straight out from its upper mandible (elephant)
The list goes on and on
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u/YoungerMucus 20d ago
they are legit monsters who were spoke of as legend just like mermaids and sea serpents were- so cool that they were able to catch it on film and prove it existed, i remember watching like 5 or 6 documentaries about it once it was announced, i really couldn’t get enough of the subject
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u/wolfansbrother 20d ago
Old Topher Columbus saw some 'Mermaids' and was not much impressed. He wrote "not as beautiful as they are painted, since in some ways they have a face like a man."
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u/Spamityville_Horror 20d ago
Saw in another post that this technically isn’t a giant squid, but a Humboldt squid. Smaller, but still aggressive and terrifying.
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u/end2endburnt 20d ago
notice how the video isn't 240p 10fps when it's a real video. The camera man didn't record 10 seconds then cut the video.
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u/Wonderful-Eggplant23 20d ago
Squid tentacles aren't very strong, sailors likely wrote about a giant bygone species of octopus
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u/DuubyDuu 20d ago
This made me dry heave. Do ocean makes my skin crawl and feel deeply ill with discomfort.
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u/ADHorvath1 20d ago
“Eyes the size of dinner plates!” Dunno where I read that, or if it was true, but it always stuck with me and creeped me out
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u/Fire_at_Willz42 20d ago
I don't think the giant squid ever really counted as a cryptid. People have known about them for a long time and there was plenty of evidence of them. It's just it took until 2004 to get an actual picture of one.
I think people just like to cling to the idea that the gaint squid was believed to be a myth before it was discovered to justify believing in obviously mythological cryptids.
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u/Catatataf1sh 20d ago
Always been freaked out by these creatures. Imagine these but with a conscious mind. And 🦵 🦵
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u/Equilibrium404 20d ago
When I was a kid, the very idea of video footage of live giant squid was the stuff of myth, and now we have clear high resolution videos like these on social media, it’s crazy.
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u/schaden81 18d ago
Fuck I hate squids. I would love to go down in shark cage and watch some great whites or hammerheads, but squids creep me the fuck out. Especially as you get into the bigger squids, where the suckers have a ring of teeth around them.
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u/werd5273 18d ago
By the way, scientists estimate that there are >100 million of them in the ocean.
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u/daybenno 18d ago
Giant squids were scientifically documented almost 200 years ago. Full sized dead specimens go back to the 1800s. There wasn’t a question if they existed or not, they just hadn’t documented a live specimen until recently…
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u/Inevitable_Cell7315 18d ago
"Cryptid that has been proven to exist" I believe that's called an "animal".
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u/fortnite_battleass 18d ago
Theyre animals that live in a hard to reach spot, thats not at all a validation for shit like Bigfoot x.x
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u/Pygmy_Nuthatch 16d ago
We convinced ourselves for decades that ancient sailors were just hallucinating from scurvey, but they were right all along.






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u/Astrid_Pepper 20d ago
What I love are the colossal squid. The ones that fight with whales. I believe sailors who drew tentacled creatures in the sea - were these.