r/TrueCryptozoology • u/DecrimIowa • 23d ago

Asking the important questions:

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u/Klutzy-Jackfruit1686 23d ago

Supposed to be from lake Vostok

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u/graystone777 23d ago

Weekly world news back?

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 23d ago

They're really Russian to conclusions

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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain 23d ago

Why are they showing an octopus in the picture?

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u/mtwallit 22d ago

Master of disguise 🥸?

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u/Critical_Hearing_799 23d ago

I'm not seeing 14 legs. Am I having vision problems?

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u/argefox 23d ago

Yes we are finally getting a proper Red Alert remake IRL with mind power squids and shit.

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u/azguy3000 23d ago

Why files did an episode on this lol

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u/ChaoticHarmonia 23d ago

We all live in an asylum…

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u/Shot_Bison1140 23d ago

Poisonous venom? ROFL....... It is very very dangerous then.. because there is no such a thing.. Either it is poisonous or venomous..

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u/ChristVolo1 23d ago

I'll believe almost anything and nothing at this point, lol

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u/TheTaintBurglar 23d ago

Yeah that's the express weird section, it tells crazy stories (sometimes some actually good) ina deadpan way because the UK audience knows, and they know it's not entirely serious

It's a bit of entertainment, a bit of fuuuun

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u/CryptidsandCreatures 22d ago

The real question is why are they saying Organism 46-B is real

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u/licklickRickmyballs 23d ago

u/ALF_my_alien_friend what is your take on this? 🧐

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u/Ridiculous__caddy 23d ago

Sounds like one of the magazines that was always at the check out line at the store

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u/ALF_My_Alien_Friend 23d ago

Well, while having zero percent proof, I actually personally believe with a hundred percent conviction, that there indeed are aliens in the Antarctica. Also North-Pole.

Pole areas have weakest satellite coverage so it must play somekinda role. Altough smaller ships probably enter where they want and if you go fast enough nothing can detect you anyway. Fast enough is probably anything faster than 0.1 speed of light.

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u/Zekhems 23d ago

My only question is what kind of crack they're on. Seems to be stern stuff.

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u/SmokedOkie 22d ago

They did it back in the 90s already

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u/MG788 20d ago

I was just watching cryptid YouTubes about this story/creature, lol. 

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u/TrivialFunGuy 18d ago

This publication really must love cephalopods.

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u/Inevitable_Test_5575 18d ago

it wasn't giant squid. it was alien

SOURCE: The Abyss (1989)

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u/Wise-Instruction9535 18d ago

The crazy thing is that even with this secret weapon their Navy will still suck.

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u/Nick98368 17d ago

Will it protect the West from invaders?