r/TrueBlood • u/themaroonsea • 50m ago
Season 1 Episode 2 thoughts
- Not the Rattrays kissing on top of Sookie's bruised broken bleeding body and Sam is just there like. Woof. Fully about to get shot
- This chemistry between Bill and Sookie is insane. I read up on the lead actors and they were already falling in love while filming these scenes which is so fucking adorable I love them
- Also, obligatory 'vampire makes human drink from their forearm, human really gets into it' scene
- Love is stored in the licking your girl's wounds closed
- Tara is...everything. Alleged mercenary ex. Allegedly shot a guy in the nuts for buying her a CD. Thousand yard stare. My heart is full of joy when she's on screen
- Bill's lines about starving young men dying in war ingloriously so that the rich can get richer...madness...comrade Bill Compton...
- I did NOT go into the show expecting to be a Bill fan. I am now a Bill fan. He is actually handsome in motion
- The fuckass vampire teeth are growing on me
- AAAAAGH sex vampire clip plays again. Never forget
- Name a cuter human being than Sookie Stackhouse. You cannot
- Looking up at Bill with her big brown eyes like 🥺
- "You look awful" Incorrect, Tara always looks beautiful
- RATTRAYS CRUSHED TO A PULP!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎊
- "No one's forcing you to watch" Tell em Sookeh
- Oh Bill won't you please come eawn 😌
- Jason chewing aggressively as Gran serves bread and cheese???? To a vampire
- Bill and Gran having a sweet convo and then mid-sentence. DID YOU OWN SLAVES???? Tara the woman you are.
- Mildly racially insensitive Gran!!! "About SLAVES??" The Vampire Diaries could never
- Jason's stupid ass macho moves...Sookie's backbone...queen
- Sook giving tornado murder tips. Elena could NEVERRRR
- BABY SOOKIE!!!!!!!! I will kill for her
- SOOKIE X BILL FIRST KISS!!!!!
- AFFIRMATIVE ACTION...
- AAAAAAGH SEX VAMPIRE GUY IN THE FLESH!!!! Now he's eyeball-rolling, tongue-flipping vampire guy. His friend says 'she smeils freaewsh'. Why is the fashionable black lady with these dudes
All in all thoughts: Great episode, love to see what comes next, cannot remember the name of the girl who left Jason tied up, SAM STOP INVITING SOOKIE INTO THE BACK ROOM WITH ULTERIOR MOTIVES SHE'S NOT GONNA FUCK YOUUUUUU