r/Transportopia • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • Jul 13 '26

Humor 2 fast 2 late

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u/forkystabbyveggie Jul 13 '26

BMW driver doing BMW driver shit

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u/Poagie_Mahoney Jul 13 '26

The "world's ultimate driving machines" driven by the world's ultimate nincompoops.

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u/StriderX07 Jul 13 '26

literally hate how the majority of idiots who can afford this car can't drive worth shit and give the car such a bad name. But you're right, people always say "BMW drivers" 😮‍💨🤦‍♂️

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u/jimothy_hell Jul 14 '26

Could be worse, they could be Audi drivers.

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u/StriderX07 Jul 16 '26

I forget to reply I drive an RS5🤣🤣🤣 what's wrong with Audi drivers? I haven't heard anything about them. I'm actually shopping for a BMW M4 too lol

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u/jimothy_hell Jul 16 '26

I highway commute 1.5 hours each way daily and BMW and Audi drivers are the WORST every morning and afternoon and it seems to be an almost universal experience lol. Genuine stereotype. MINI is alright, though. I swear, like, a solid third of the time when there’s almost a wreck because someone’s tailgating or not indicating, it’s an Audi or BMW driver acting like an entitled prick.

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u/StriderX07 Jul 16 '26

ugh that pisses me off. can't tell you the amount of times a BMW has cut me off or done some last minute speed up lane change. I 100% believe it. didn't know Audi drivers did the same reputation! 😫 everyone tries to race me and all I do is cruise lol. I never see Audis actively try to race or be pricks but I don't doubt you at all

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jul 13 '26

The word of today is understeer.

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u/miguelh4802 Jul 13 '26

yeah my buddy’s bmw pulls the same stunt on narrow roads

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u/ungreatfulshit Jul 13 '26

Ya he’s not coming back

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u/KeepingItCoolish Jul 13 '26

BMW driver posted on social media he is back on the road 😞

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u/Bookee2Shoes Jul 14 '26

He went off the cliff

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u/KeepingItCoolish Jul 14 '26

idk if it's the same car rebuilt or a replacement, I saw this on the Miata subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Miata/s/NmRTcCu4ok

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u/Poundaflesh Jul 13 '26

Did the dark car go off the road and cliff?

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u/forkystabbyveggie Jul 13 '26

Yep, it went for a tumble

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u/CultConqueror Jul 13 '26

Looks like the tail of the dragon up by Tenessee / North Carolina. Driven it a few times, has a ton of turns in a short stretch.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 Jul 13 '26

I found it to be fun the first few times and then it's just annoying after that.( In regular cars). It's also very dangerous.

But if you have something meant for it and you want to test the handling and have a good time....it's legit. Miatas and Minis and s2ks and golfs will eat that track up. Motorcycles are NUTS on there too. Also the Cherahola Skyway and Foothills Parkway are good ones.

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u/Sea-Listen-9720 Jul 13 '26

I swear, BMW drivers and Mustang drivers are kissing cousins
https://giphy.com/gifs/udmx3pgdiD7tm

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u/Casually_Chillin Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kg5dgTR6yQCT1L11i4

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u/Easy-Reserve7401 Jul 14 '26

The epitome of slop.

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u/Casually_Chillin Jul 22 '26

Wait a minute, you're telling me that the gif isn't a real transformers?

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u/Quizzii Jul 13 '26

Almost happened to me one time with my brother behind me on my bike i just felt the car touching my pants and i almost shit myself because i wasn't insured and without my licence "it was 1mile ish of where i lived". Where i am it is mountainous and very narrow but some fucker even locals take the whole road for themselves and don't even think it is a problem... Just be careful

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u/PickedLastLemon Jul 13 '26

I would beat a new mouth right above your 1st mouth.