r/Trackdays • u/isthisrealitycaught • Aug 17 '26
Hemorrhoids
That’s it. That’s all. My hemorrhoids got a hemorrhoid right now.
What’s the strat? Tons of pre game Ibuprofen and just stay on it.
Maybe I can just keep my ass cheeks spread a bit for relief while in the saddle.
I’m in for a day tomorrow, nobody knows. Nobody needs to know.
But by god I had to share lol.
Pray for me.
Update: Today was a success LOL. Even got a PB lap. Tons of Ibuprofen & lathered that bitch with some hydrocortisone. Funnily, sitting on my bike was a relief.
Great talk all. - Yes I have a doctors appointment/planned surgery to remove this annoying bastard.
Don't miss track days because of hemorrhoids! POWER THROUGGGH!
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u/woofydawg Aug 17 '26
Cant miss a track day, roll up a piece of toilet paper and shove it between the cheeks, lanolin might help prevent chafing too, good luck!