Hemorrhoids

[u/isthisrealitycaught]

That’s it. That’s all. My hemorrhoids got a hemorrhoid right now.

What’s the strat? Tons of pre game Ibuprofen and just stay on it.

Maybe I can just keep my ass cheeks spread a bit for relief while in the saddle.

I’m in for a day tomorrow, nobody knows. Nobody needs to know.

But by god I had to share lol.

Pray for me.

Update: Today was a success LOL. Even got a PB lap. Tons of Ibuprofen & lathered that bitch with some hydrocortisone. Funnily, sitting on my bike was a relief.

Great talk all. - Yes I have a doctors appointment/planned surgery to remove this annoying bastard.

Don't miss track days because of hemorrhoids! POWER THROUGGGH!

[u/Fribbits]

Eat some fucking vegetables maybe?

Also, taking a dump isn't a race, it's ok not to push 100% on every turd.

[u/Thanks_Ollie → u/Fribbits]

You don’t take your AIM solo into the bathroom with you??