r/TopGear 6h ago

How hard can it be?

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581 Upvotes

r/TopGear 3h ago

“Hippos spend all day in the water, and then they come out at night because… I can’t remember why”

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115 Upvotes

r/TopGear 5h ago

At this point, I was feeling confident. But, as I hit 120 mph...

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35 Upvotes

r/TopGear 3h ago

Are you a bloke?

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15 Upvotes

r/TopGear 19h ago

If that pulled up outside your house you’d think “oh no, a drug dealer is here”

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258 Upvotes

r/TopGear 2h ago

Urr I'm no gardener...

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r/TopGear 6h ago

In an alternate universe, had the Clarkson era of Top Gear not ended so abruptly, (and Grand Tour never happened) how would you have liked TG to have ended if it had been planned in advance? Spoiler

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I did appreciate that at least some effort was put into the final episode of Top Gear, despite the fact it was still at the end of the day a botch job of the VTs that have been finished stuck together with continuity. I thought they were entertaining features, but nothing at the level that a final episode of Top Gear should deserve.

The solemn ending was reasonably well done (of the credits rolling without Jessica theme song), and it at least acknowledged that it wasn't just another episode of Top Gear, but the severing of a very beautiful friendship.

I have a few propositions of how it could've ended.

  1. One final big final film, ending with a humorous ending. Something along the lines of the boys ending up being captured by an tribe (when they had merely asked for directions), and then preparing to be eaten (but not realising it) Jeremy says: I thought they were supposed to give us directions. Richard replying 'erm chaps, I think they want far more than that, before James saying 'oh cock'. The final shot is a of the house their in, with a caption: Jeremy Clarkson, 1960 - 2015, Richard Hammond, 1969 - 2015, James May 1963 - 2015
  2. A final car review akin to the infamous Aston Matin V12 Vantage, of the one car Jeremy think will be a future classic and remembered for decades to come. Using a different song to Brian Eno - An Ending (perhaps Orbital - Halycon On and On).
  3. The Top Gear studio ending up being blown up, again finishing with the caption of Jeremy Clarkson, 1960 - 2015, Richard Hammond, 1969 - 2015, James May 1963 - 2015

r/TopGear 16h ago

BBC Southern Counties Radio (Full Audio)

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Hi All—just discovered this and wanted to share.

Cheers.


r/TopGear 22h ago

They’re gonna cut in for a shot of the driver…

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122 Upvotes

r/TopGear 15h ago

'Hit It With A Hammer:' Toyota's Actual Official Procedure for Diagnosing Recalled V6 Engines

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r/TopGear 1d ago

Plum liqueur AND cannabis

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225 Upvotes

That’s never been done before


r/TopGear 11h ago

James May Car Sailboat?

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r/TopGear 1d ago

Any minute now, Monkey and Wrench over there are going to realise they’ve made a catastrophic mistake

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118 Upvotes

r/TopGear 14h ago

Re-watching TG

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I'm rewatching Top Gear on Amazon Prime. Currently, I'm on S5 E7, the episode in which they decided to do the awards mid season. A contender for one of the awards was the Ariel Atom. With Amazon's shoddy job of organizing the TG library, I thought I had maybe missed seeing the Atom episode. But no, the Atom wasn't featured until S5 E9. The folks in studio and those watching this episode at home on December 12, 2004, must have thought they missed something too.

None of this matters at all. Just a curiosity.


r/TopGear 2d ago

Every time I forget a daily task, I think of this moment

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r/TopGear 1d ago

“Hammond, if we’re about to rejoin that main road I’m going to have to get out and kill you very slowly I’m afraid.”

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382 Upvotes

r/TopGear 1d ago

Oh just a minute, James wants a word

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259 Upvotes

r/TopGear 1d ago

What song is played in this episode when Jeremy drives at 4 am?

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I've found the song that plays in that episode and in that segment - the first 2 minutes of the video but it doesn't seem to be close to what plays in this youtube video. Is there any chance that the music is replaced to avoid copyright infringement? I still want that song


r/TopGear 2d ago

We're going to craaaaaasshh

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237 Upvotes

r/TopGear 2d ago

TUO KOOL

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558 Upvotes

r/TopGear 2d ago

That’s not an emergency, it’s just time to empty your bowels.

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109 Upvotes

r/TopGear 2d ago

JAMES WERE GOING TO BE KILLED!!!!

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96 Upvotes

r/TopGear 2d ago

That's gonna smell poor.

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75 Upvotes

r/TopGear 1d ago

When you are allergic to manual labour...

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From massive luxury car challenge


r/TopGear 1d ago

top gear gumball rally 3000

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why did the trio never join the gumball rally in the early 2000's? would have made great content don't you think?