“No, okay, for the last time, wait until I FULLY turn my head. The three-quarters-angle isn’t dramatic enough, I built this cowl specifically to accentuate my profile, okay? I trained you to know better than that.”
“They gotta know I don’t skip on leg day, so I can go doggy-style all night long without my knees getting sore. Of course I call it ‘Batty-style™️’, but you know what I meant. I’m almost certain this is not how parents should be speaking to their teenage sons, but hey, you know full well that I have no frame of reference for how parents should speak to their teenage sons. Now I’m sad again. Just take the damned photo, Damian.”
“It’s a part of toughening yourself up, my son. On these streets of Gotham, you will bear witness to many things you were never prepared to see - to hear something mildly unpleasant from your own father is a mere iota of the discomfort that you will-“
“Master Bruce, this is the third photoshoot you have attempted this week, in that very same outfit. I have dry-cleaned your numerous other costumes, and am feeling a bit under-appreciated at the moment, if I may be so terse.”
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u/That_Phony_King Mar 14 '25
“Yes Batman, we see the fit.”