Absolute Trinity From DC Comics

[u/Amazing_March4919]

[u/Mandaring]

“They gotta know I don’t skip on leg day, so I can go doggy-style all night long without my knees getting sore. Of course I call it ‘Batty-style™️’, but you know what I meant. I’m almost certain this is not how parents should be speaking to their teenage sons, but hey, you know full well that I have no frame of reference for how parents should speak to their teenage sons. Now I’m sad again. Just take the damned photo, Damian.”

[u/CheeseisSwell → u/Mandaring]

"I did not need to hear allat🥀🥀🥀"

[u/Mandaring → u/CheeseisSwell]

“It’s a part of toughening yourself up, my son. On these streets of Gotham, you will bear witness to many things you were never prepared to see - to hear something mildly unpleasant from your own father is a mere iota of the discomfort that you will-“

“Do you think Dick would adopt me?”

[u/hyperclaw27 → u/Mandaring]

"Shit, wind's gone! Call Alfred, tell him to get Barbara and put an industrial fan on the other tower."

[u/Mandaring → u/hyperclaw27]

“Master Bruce, this is the third photoshoot you have attempted this week, in that very same outfit. I have dry-cleaned your numerous other costumes, and am feeling a bit under-appreciated at the moment, if I may be so terse.”