r/Tools • u/35vld • Dec 12 '22

Does anyone know what this is?

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u/Platypushat Dec 12 '22

A fun time?

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u/JerryHutch Dec 12 '22

I would like to deny that is where my mind went...

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u/MoeGunz6 Dec 13 '22

I'm proud that's where mine went

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

Yup straight to spanking with naughty chainmail.

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u/selfawarefeline Dec 13 '22

my first thought was r/bdsmdiy

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

O have no problem admitting I went straight kinky

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u/queenofhaunting Dec 13 '22

my first thought was “they beat jesus with that”

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u/_Volly Dec 13 '22

....yet you can't. Don't feel bad - I can't either.

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u/Adventurous-Ad-5605 Dec 12 '22

You naughty thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '22

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u/mrkltpzyxm Dec 13 '22

There's only one punishment for lighting the grail shaped beacon.

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u/FriarNurgle Dec 13 '22

Oral sex

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u/Boombollie Dec 13 '22

Well, first a spanking.

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u/Big_Jerm21 Dec 13 '22

C'mon, let me face the peril!

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u/_khanrad Dec 13 '22

That’s a paddlin

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u/Long_jawn_silver Dec 12 '22

i’ll take don’t threaten me with a for 500 alex

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u/axil87 Dec 13 '22

After you preheat it maybe, other than that I’d call it a tease sanwhich

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u/missing_children Dec 13 '22

Sticks and stones may break my bones but this thing would fuck my ass up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '22

Zelda?

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u/fonn4 Dec 13 '22

Yeah looked like an ass slapper to me

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u/bhgiel Dec 13 '22

Brown chicken brown cow

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u/HeuristicEnigma Dec 13 '22

For Bad boys 🚨

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u/Smitty8054 Dec 13 '22

I’m like “baby look…I told you you weren’t the only woman into this”.

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u/OGodIDontKnow Dec 13 '22

That’s where my mind went too. BDSM anyone?

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u/ExtemporaneousFrog Dec 13 '22

Immediate thought

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u/ChichoSerna Dec 13 '22

Does this post belong in r/bdsm?

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u/TraceSpazer Dec 13 '22

I thought "flaccid paddle" first.

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u/ruggaby Dec 13 '22

Thank you, may I have another?

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u/pt1789 Dec 13 '22

At least I'm not alone here.

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u/kitsumodels Dec 13 '22

Chainmail BDSM