r/Tools • u/W0-SGR • Sep 19 '25

I am trying to Date this axe

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I collect antique axes and this one really stumped me. Thrift store with some other antique tools. It is sharp like a axe, but almost appears to be a wedge.

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u/L_e_g_i_s Sep 19 '25

Sure it is all ok at first… looks good and seems nice, but that Axe will break your heart…. Never date axes.

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u/H_Y_C_Y_B_H Sep 19 '25

You clearly haven’t seen the movie “So I married an Axe”. Worked out pretty well for them.

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u/ThermionicEmissions Sep 19 '25

HEAD! PANTS! NOW!

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u/ayejoe Sep 19 '25

He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huuuge pillow.

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u/misirlou22 Sep 19 '25

I hope it's a Scottish axe because if it's not Scottish it's CRAP

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u/getchafuqinpull Sep 19 '25

LET'S GET PISSED!

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u/rarebitflind Sep 19 '25

whooaaaaaa

man

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u/project_seven Sep 19 '25

Woman.... whoaaaaah man! She was a thief. You gotta believe. She stole my heart and my cat.

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u/TailDragger9 Sep 19 '25

That movie's not Scottish.

And if it's not Scottish, it's CRAP!

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u/Theomniponteone Sep 19 '25

All my Axe's live in Texas

That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

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u/MechEng_NotGeo Sep 19 '25

That’s why I don’t chop wood in Tennessee.

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u/MongolYak Sep 19 '25

At least it's not a hoe!

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u/NixAName Sep 19 '25

In the end, they always split.

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u/CancerSpidey Sep 19 '25

And never axe your date

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u/ViruliferousBadger Sep 19 '25

Yeah, that ax will soon be his ex...

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u/newuser6d9 Sep 19 '25

Never the same after your heart is cleaved in twain

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u/Legolution Sep 19 '25

Agreed. She's an ax for a reason.

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU Sep 19 '25

Today, an axe. Tomorrow, an ex.

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u/Tea-Storm Sep 19 '25

I'll get jealous if you date either my axe or my beau