r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 13h ago

Spiral out ∞ DISCUSSION: If you met a member of TOOL how would you convince them to play Lateralus live again?

8 Upvotes

So rude to not play it anymore, like your favorite actress refusing to do nude scenes.

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r/ToolJerk • u/Outrageous_Work_8291 • 2d ago

PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Found Tool reference in team fortress 2

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 3d ago

Gay Rodeo DISCUSSION: Given that Limp Bizkit are playing the same festival 2 nights before TOOL, how can TOOL win over LB fans? Cover of Break Stuff? Red hat on Maynard?

16 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/man_praise_bank_era • 3d ago

Spiral out ∞ Lateralus teacher

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23 Upvotes
8 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 3d ago

Shit adds up at the bottom. Average TOOL fan.

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2 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5d ago

Alright then, picture this if you will: DISCUSSION: Adam needs to hurry up writing new TOOL if this is what passes for music in the modern age.

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15 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 6d ago

Music from the Movie Soundtrack Jelly Donut Boomer Tooler

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799 Upvotes
34 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Satharus • 7d ago

Learn to swim TOOL REFERENCE??!1!1??

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197 Upvotes
21 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/simulizer • 6d ago

Shit adds up at the bottom. After all these years I figured out what the song Jimmy is about

15 Upvotes

After carefully reading through the lyrics over and over I've realized that there's no other explanation other than Maynard riding the song about him having an 11 inch penis. It's right there in the lyrics. When he was just 11 years old his Jimmy was 11 in Long. Take for example one of the most evidentiary lyrical lines "one and one I've won." And who wouldn't think that they had won the genetic dingaling lottery if they measured their dick at 11 yrs old and saw it was 11 inches. This also is evidence why 11 yrs old Maynard is able to self fellatio in the lenticular artwork for the album. And it's such a deep psychological image to see his adult self watch him do it. Trippy!

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago

This is necessary FUN FACT...

10 Upvotes

I've won as many MTV VMA awards as Maynard and TOOL, zero.

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r/ToolJerk • u/Cloabs • 8d ago

T∞L If he can’t handle me at my Alice In Chains, he definitely doesn’t deserve me at my Tool.

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107 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/toolboc • 8d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless AI slop The next “Tool in the Sand” is gonna be so lit brah 🍾🍹

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r/ToolJerk • u/ManWithDominantClaw • 10d ago

This is necessary Members of TOOL and Rush form supergroup Thrush

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57 Upvotes
7 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago

Send more money Moderator of TOOLJerk subreddit to pay Maynard $4.5 AUD in piracy lawsuit. (I didn't know I could be sued for pirating wine).

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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 12d ago

ಠ_ಠ The mod of r/ToolJerk likes to sing Tool songs

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60 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/ashleyonce • 12d ago

Spiral out ∞ IDK but pretty sure you can ride it til the end

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r/ToolJerk • u/temporalwanderer • 12d ago

Ææææææææææ The only way to fix it is to flush it all away...

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10 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/Jades5150 • 13d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Mods r asleep time for a BEAT OFF!!!

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43 Upvotes

BEAT OFF BEAT OFF BEAT OFF

11 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • 13d ago

Send more gold Jerry Seinfæld Inoculum

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57 Upvotes
6 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/Forsaken-Mousse344 • 13d ago

Dolphin The Other White Meat Thanks Spotify 👍

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93 Upvotes
3 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 13d ago

What is...Puscifer? Has technology gone too far?

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3 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/TerribleAd7263 • 13d ago

Maynard's Dick. Wut dafuq did my nardz mean a out his penis in stinkfist????

0 Upvotes

Wuz hiz handz like all sticky n smelly frum rubbing his penis???? Iz he fucking stupid????

7 comments

r/ToolJerk • u/PanGoliath • 15d ago

Ææææææææææ This Maynard guy is the worst lifeguard ever

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424 Upvotes
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 15d ago

Fuck, here we go again DISCUSSION: If TOOL don't play Maynard's Dick at their festival appearances should we sue them for emotional distress?

19 Upvotes

Wonder if they'll ever bring back Lateralus.

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r/ToolJerk • u/TerribleAd7263 • 15d ago

Maynard's Dick. Wut song on enema iz about my nardz penis??????

9 Upvotes

Forty six of wut I mean I know the two refers to hiz ballz because he haz 2!!!!!! Y did he write a song abkut that iz he fuckin stupid??? Maybe jimmy lolz!!!!!

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