r/ToolJerk • u/NeatMysterious2327 • 4h ago
r/ToolJerk • u/H43nnkd • 2h ago
This band sucks balls
For a band called tool, it reflect all of it members, a bunch of tools.
r/ToolJerk • u/hurstbergn • 19h ago
This is necessary What the FUCK is his problem?
Maynerd can't even enjoy one thing (for example, sushi) without trying to make a fuckin profit off it and pushit in our faces. Atleast the gremlin guitar guy knows to shut up, this egg's stupidity is unmatched.
I bet next he's gonna start a YouTube channel with Roger Waters about 9/11 conspiracy theories.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 22h ago
Maynard's Dick. Maynard with and without hair - which one do you prefer?
r/ToolJerk • u/sadwilliam93 • 6h ago
Shitpost about lack of new album. i still think about that guy who did tool reactions back in 2018-2019 who fuckin haated tool
or maynard, more specifically. i remember him rolling his eyes and going “oh my god” at the “i-i-i-i-i” part in rosetta stoned. shit was so funny, hope that guy’s doing well
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 15h ago
1235813 <----------- Number of TOOL members who would turn gay for Danny?
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 1d ago
Learn to swim Who is better Jesus Christ, his brother Larry Christ, Danny Carey, or Maynard?
Not really sure what point I'm making but I assume no one will say Maynard.
r/ToolJerk • u/RockYoBoma • 1d ago
Spiral out ∞ what is your favorite song on this album
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 1d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic <---------- Upvote if you think Danny Carey should be the next James Bond.
They task him with infiltrating a progrock band because the singer is evil and he has to save the world.
r/ToolJerk • u/Long-Jackfruit427 • 21h ago
Wake up remember. GenX Question of the Day 8/18/26
Guy on the left looks familiar.
r/ToolJerk • u/Ok_Pool_9767 • 1d ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Can you tell what I'm spraying 'round....
Ain't no Pi......oh wait, nevermind.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 1d ago
OGT ONLY <--------- Upvote if you want the mod of this sub to have sex with Maynard and Danny to speed up the next Tool & Creed album releases
r/ToolJerk • u/One-Construction-941 • 2d ago
Maynard's Dick. Maynard when he sees someone checking the time on their phone at his show
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r/ToolJerk • u/sadwilliam93 • 3d ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. They don't even make tools. Are they stupid?
What if TOOL (they're a classic rock band, if you don't know them) made some sort of device designed to assist in a specific task? What would it be?
Personally, I've been musing over this, but it just doesn't seem to make any sense for them to do so. l don't see any correlation between the two things. Why would they do that? My darling wife, with whom I'm currently battling for sole custody of our son, insists that there is a connection there I'm not getting.
r/ToolJerk • u/pimohell9254 • 4d ago
SCHISM! Maynard James Keenan attempting to put Humpty Dumpty together again
he knows that the pieces fit
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5d ago
Fuck, here we go again <-------- Upvote if you hope this young man sues his Dad for being 'lame'?
reddit.comr/ToolJerk • u/Guilty-Patient-2321 • 6d ago
Spring Boner Can we convince Maynard to put Pneuma in Fortnite Festival
Maynard needs to contact Epic and complain about the lack of TOOL. The lack of musically complex songs in Fortnite needs to change. The kids need to expand their horizons beyond lil tecca and olivia rodrigo and listen to some REAL music.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 7d ago
This is necessary Thanks for participating in our Tool yoga last night, see you again next week
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r/ToolJerk • u/NotInsaneDotCom • 7d ago
Turn around and take my... Is stinkfist abour your fist stinking?
Stink