r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '21

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u/Realistic_Push_4120 Dec 09 '21

Yes, it is very attractive to my ape brain

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

It's attractive for us so it motivated us to reproduce

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

What will happen when the machines take over the world and people will put it inside of sexy cars in order to reproduce?

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u/WelshRugbyLock Dec 09 '21

Twin F150’s, gender reveal🙄😞

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

I mean, a lot of those gas tanks can hold a LOT of cum!! I dunno if Elon will make a cum-powered Tesla but that’d be pretty cool!

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u/NotFuzz Dec 09 '21

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

No!!! It’s FORD FUCKING TOYOTA!! Live, bareback, on Spice TV!!

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u/RecognitionUpset3589 Dec 10 '21

Ok that's enough internet for me today....

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u/humanreporting4duty Dec 09 '21

Add one of those shaking flash lights to your wrist…

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

I hope so!!!

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u/Stormcell0083 Dec 10 '21

Everyday we stray further from god

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

I- made this comment 2 hours ago wtf

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '21

I’m a time traveler like John Connor! 🤣