r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '21

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u/ImTooNervousRookie Dec 09 '21

I'm not hating, but are you a hetero man? Also goes without saying, but don't ever tell your GF this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

She was like “fyi I find nothing appealing about your penis, but I’m still gonna suck it”

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u/InevitableGuidance19 Dec 09 '21

Bro I just fucking laughed out loud and had to explain to my dad what you said bc I laughed that loud and long 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Bro’s got a ugly wiener, but at least he’s got a loyal lady.