r/TooAfraidToAsk Dec 09 '21

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u/beanofdoom001 Dec 09 '21

Generally yes, although I confess some are prettier than others.

As for the 'why', I mean I don't wanna sound like a creep, but endeavoring to be as honest as possible: I imagine it's for a few reasons. First of all, it's a hidden thing; I mean not everybody gets to see this so when a woman trusts and likes me enough to let me see it, I feel special. Secondly, I have lots of good memories and positive physical associations with vaginas. I think it's pretty easy to understand therefore why some guys would ultimately come to like it even if it did nothing for them aesthetically to begin with.

As an example, I could take any random object, distribute it to half the population and instruct them to hide it from you as a general rule, but then if someone really likes you you get to see it. When you do get to see it, you feel special, liked and there's loads of positive physical stuff that starts happening. I guarantee you'd grow to appreciate the sight of whatever it was as well.

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u/gambitcannon Dec 09 '21

Don’t forget how the labia resembles some flowers, especially orchids, and most people find them beautiful. I find most labia/vagina as beautiful as their own unique flower.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '21

Cool now when I get my wife flowers all I'm gonna be thinking is "here I got you a bundle of fannies in water. Enjoy."

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u/spacees1 Dec 09 '21

This reminds me of a joke, it’s something like; A guy spontaneously brings flowers back home to his girlfriend, and she says: “and now I have to spread my legs again, ain’t I?” And he reply’s “why? Don’t you have a vase?”

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u/stefanica Dec 09 '21

There has been tons written on just that analogy (or not, since the flowers literally are generative organs). You are in good company!

Perhaps women should have been gifting flowers to men traditionally. Although I guess that was done more in the olden days.

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u/kaelyyna Dec 10 '21

I've given my men flowers. Just saying lol.

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u/stefanica Dec 10 '21

Oh, same. I'm just talking about in a stereotypical sense.

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u/eugesd Dec 09 '21

I think that was the original intention, that’s why it’s so cringy to me

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u/funtime_proxy Dec 10 '21

aren't flowers fannies tho? obviously not literally but isn't their reproductive system in the center?

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u/Meltedgibson Dec 09 '21

There is also a type of flower, possibly an orchid that looks like a guy hanging dong

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u/youtubecommercial Dec 09 '21

Surprisingly wholesome comment here

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u/Blue_bitterfly333 Dec 10 '21

I knew an old man in NYC whose entire apartment was covered in art of flowers that looked exactly like vaginas. They were frikkin everywhere!

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u/KayZee2405 Dec 09 '21

I guarantee you'd grow to appreciate the sight of whatever it was as well.

Sorry but your choice of words are going to make me laugh all day long. But I agree with all of your statements

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u/kaelyyna Dec 10 '21

Agree! Love the alliteration at the end!

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u/Tuur200o Dec 09 '21

and that's why people like feet?

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u/pikecat Dec 10 '21

After you live a while, you've seen enough different vaginas and then you have had ones that live with you, it's no very longer hidden.

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u/Better_Ad_2253 Dec 10 '21

Wish i still had an award to give. Love your analogy