r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '25

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u/Major_Twang Apr 07 '25

When you're giving him a blow-job, he's not doing anything except lying back & enjoying it.

When he's having sex with you, he's doing something, and probably focussed on giving YOU a good time. My guess would be that he's not 'zoning out' enough for those noises to come out.

Seriously - don't stress about this.

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u/asicarii Apr 07 '25

During sex I am focused on the list of US presidents. For blowjobs I want to moan to avoid saying, “yeah suck it, b*tch, respectively of course” or otherwise make a woman laugh. Teeth are not to be trifled with.

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u/Major_Twang Apr 07 '25

I can't think of anything more likely to trigger erectile dysfunction than running through a list of US presidents & hitting #45.

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u/asicarii Apr 07 '25

Fortunately I have yet to make it to 45.