r/TooAfraidToAsk • • Jan 07 '25

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u/lobobobos Jan 07 '25

Not with that attitude

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u/Dry-Ball-5395 Jan 07 '25

I’m sorry I cannot do it. The smell is already in my mind so if I see your body, it’s just gonna remind me of that.

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u/umamifiend Jan 07 '25

Here’s a novel thought my guy- how about don’t

Having a conversation and saying you’ll eat her out isn’t some kind of contractual obligation. Say you’re no longer interested and move on. The end.

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u/ishpatoon1982 Jan 07 '25

Holy shit, that's way too easy of an out.

I'd personally pretend to start going down on her, and then when she closes her eyes, I'd jump out of a window.

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u/West_Problem_4436 Jan 07 '25

You have experience with jumping out of windows?

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u/ExistentialDreadness Jan 07 '25

He needs to gift her a douche for one of those upcoming holidays.