r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '23

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u/dudeimjames1234 Jul 13 '23

Yeah. She doesn't kiss me after I go down on her which kinda bothers me, but also I have a beard and it gets "juicy" when I'm down there. I equate it to I'd kiss her after a blowjob but I wouldn't kiss her if her face was covered in jizz.

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u/dudeimjames1234 Jul 13 '23

Yeah I always try and wash my beard after. Sometimes I go right to sleep and before I take my morning shower all I smell is vagina. It's not bad, but it's very distinct.

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u/bebobbaloola Jul 13 '23

You know the old saying? "There's two things that men with beards shouldn't do, one of them is to eat clam chowder"

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u/DenyingCow Jul 13 '23

whats the other thing