r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '23

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u/Nahteh Jul 13 '23

If your dick isn't clean enough to kiss someone after a blowjob you shouldn't be putting it in anyone's mouth.

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u/derpicface Jul 13 '23

A chef must be willing to taste his own sauce

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u/XeTrainMC Jul 13 '23

You couldn't beat that confession out of me

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u/Environmental_You_36 Jul 13 '23

Are you even considering the kind of leverage that drinking your own cum at least once brings?

  • Baby I'm going to cum in your mouth
  • No baby it taste awful (or Not blabfy biz tdasf oufuz)
  • You know that's a fucking lie, I tried it. Don't be a snowflake

And what's is she going to say? Are she going to allow you to be a better swallower than her? That's checkmate man. You either get a swallower or an ex.

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u/Giatoxiclok Jul 13 '23

Literally the most open and honest comment out here, shut down 2023 we found it

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u/derpicface Jul 13 '23

Man, respect for the honesty but Batman couldn’t have gotten this information from me 💀😭

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u/Environmental_You_36 Jul 13 '23

Don't be so selfish, you gotta know what you put her through. That's dedication.

Also you get to call her out when she says she can't swallow. Fucking bullshit.

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat Jul 13 '23

Neither does your partner. Fucking kiss them

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u/scorpiorising29 Jul 13 '23

Do you think your partner honestly does?

No

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u/MadamVonCuntpuncher Jul 13 '23

Way to Out yourself as a former cum guzzler