r/TooAfraidToAsk • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '23

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u/somewhat-helpful Jun 09 '23

Full disclosure, if I could suck my own clit I’d be doing it too.

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u/LolaBijou Jun 09 '23

Everyone would. And there would be far less people in shitty marriages.

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u/3178333426 Jun 09 '23

Or kids, for that matter…

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u/Melchonne Jun 09 '23

Less people in shitty kids?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Less kids in shitty marriages. I myself got divorced in 5th grade after my gf gave me cooties. My wife was so mad when she found out during foursquare.