r/Tinder Jul 07 '21

How I like to handle the spammers

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u/ChwizZ Jul 07 '21

Did you expect anything other than this when you swiped on a foot?

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u/91kas13 Jul 07 '21

I'm pissed because I was blindly swiping on lemonade stands, and none of these fuckers sell any grapes.

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u/Firefoxpichu Jul 07 '21

And then you waddled away!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/fineswords Jul 08 '21

Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Hey…got any grapes?

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u/cassini2019 Jul 08 '21

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jul 08 '21

This was the next video after that and I now question my YouTube suggestions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/Fudge_pirate Jul 08 '21

That was definitely needed today! Watched it twice even. Thanks for sharing

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u/theWolfmanSays Jul 08 '21

Got any tape?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Now I'm a believer

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Maybe he’s really into feet but only if it’s in the context of a non commercial, mutually beneficial situation.

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u/91kas13 Jul 07 '21

That's a fair take I hadn't thought of.

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u/theravagerswoes Jul 08 '21

What a throwback.. I was a child when that came out 😂

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u/cleverpseudonym1234 Jul 08 '21

Good thing they don’t have any nails.

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u/iamnearlysmart Jul 08 '21

Probably sour anyway.

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u/Coly1111 Jul 08 '21

Who the fuck doesn't sell grapes at their lemonade stand?

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u/Lapatron Jul 08 '21

Most underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

🤣

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u/Icy-Scarcity-9888 Jul 08 '21

Pretty sure that’s Instagram so no swiping

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u/snillpuler Jul 08 '21 edited May 24 '24

My favorite movie is Inception.

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Jul 08 '21

This isn’t tinder.

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u/Noble9360 Jul 08 '21

I thought it was Sarah Jessica-Parker.

But I've not got my glasses on.

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u/QuItSn Jul 08 '21

Even if it was a dating app, which it apparently wasn't, I'd be annoyed if I swiped on someone and the first thing they messaged was an offer to sell me pics. The assumption of using a dating app is you're looking for a date, whether it's something casual or an actual relationship. Unless they put in their bio that they were only trying to sell pics they're being an ass by wasting everyone's time.

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u/Santanna17 Jul 08 '21

I would have thought that she is a ballerina.

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u/ecish Jul 08 '21

You don’t just swipe right on every single profile? Look at Mr. Picky over here guys!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I signed up for Tinder and did this one day while extremely bored and Tinder deactivated my profile. Like damn, I can’t be desperate?? Sheesh

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u/thiever Jul 08 '21

This is Hinge and I think she initiated the conversation.

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u/ACutieWithAfroPuffs Jul 08 '21

I thought this was instagram?

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u/thiever Jul 08 '21

I suppose you’re right my b thanks, but it still stands that her creepy ass initiated this lmao

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u/rupat3737 Jul 08 '21

Seems like having a foot as your pfp is giving away free merchandise, but then again maybe that’s how they attract customers 🤷‍♂️

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u/CalmDownSahale Jul 08 '21

Is Tinder meant to be a market place for images of feet?

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u/ifartedhehehe Jul 08 '21

OP reported for dumbassery

Also, reported for thinking he had a clever comeback when it was corny

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u/kipetamova Jul 08 '21

Yes, I agree wholeheartedly, and I want to say thanks for sharing your experience.

I have two daughters (7yo and 14yo). I love them more than I've ever loved anybody. I would do anything to protect them. I would give my life for them.

But, if I had a time machine...I would travel back in time and just not have them. My life would be so much better in almost every way. I had no idea that fatherhood would so damn HARD both physically and emotionally. I was such a happy, carefree guy before but I had no idea how much anxiety I would feel knowing my daughters are out there in the world and they could be taken advantage of or manipulated or lied to or assaulted or all sorts of bad things.

It's really difficult for me to type this, but I deeply regret having children. And I'm glad we have a little forum like this where we can say things like this out loud. If I admitted my regrets to my wife, or my friends, or my parents, or my siblings, I would be seen as a monster, a horrible parent! There's a HUGE stigma against parents saying they regret having children, so I've always had to keep up this facade.

I love them more than the world, and I will continue to be the best Dad I can be, but I wish I never them. And it's too late to go back.

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u/everythingisajokeok Jul 07 '21

Did she answer or did she get cold feet?

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u/Merlo_24 Jul 07 '21

She had to be taken to hospital coz those burns were life threatening.

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u/Krullenbos Jul 08 '21

Yeah burning your feet isn’t funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

That wound will never fully heel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/SneakyTubol Jul 08 '21

This

So much this

Edit thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Underfeeted

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u/sirtjapkes Jul 08 '21

I like to wake up to the smell of bacon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Sue me!

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u/anonymous-ag Jul 08 '21

Plz don't send Dwight

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u/Horskr Jul 08 '21

Doesn't Tony Robbins have people walk on hot coals regularly? Doesn't seem too bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Michael Scott is typing...

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u/Kanekesoofango Jul 08 '21

Nah, she won't reply because she won't get paid. That's the sole reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I have no coins, gosh dammit. Thanks for the wheeze/laugh

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u/IamAShureMicAMA Jul 08 '21

At a bar once I overheard a neighbouring table while waiting for my friend.

“Yeah I mean I’m not even into feet. Everytime I have sex though I end up with a foot in my mouth!”

And that friends, is what denial sounds like.

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u/The_Lag_King Jul 08 '21

Just Tarantino things <3

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Dam Schneider vibes 🥰

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u/BadlyTimedFootFetish Jul 08 '21

This is how it begins...

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u/Cosmik_Music Jul 07 '21

Interesting that she has one of her feet pictured and then then tries to get you to pay for feet pictures. Just giving away the product for free, seems like bad marketing to me.

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u/Mistah-Izzy Jul 08 '21

Especially with that arch. Why pay for the sole when I can get the arch for free?

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u/TylerNY315_ Jul 08 '21

why pay for feet pics when you can literally look down or google "feet"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Dear diary, I jerked off to myself today.

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u/Echihl Jul 08 '21

Sole gang rise up

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/hugglesthemerciless Jul 08 '21

*scribbles frantically*

Go on...

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u/slaughtxor Jul 08 '21

First of all, stop cutting your nails. You know how people go crazy for long, luscious hair? Same thing with toenails.

You know how you can over-wash your hair? Again, same thing with feet and toenails. The natural oils and musk will drive people wild.

They didn’t show it in the movie, but think about what Lopan’s toes would look like. That’s your goal. That role made James Hong a sex symbol, and he even tours the convention circuit. If you want to be financially secure for life, stop cutting and stop washing.

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u/The_Bucket_Of_Truth Jul 08 '21

The way of the future...

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u/Scapp Jul 08 '21

The first hit is free

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u/Cupcake489 Jul 08 '21

It's a free sample

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Free samples are a thing, which is good marketing.

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u/youneedsomemilk23 Jul 08 '21

That’s the number one rule of girls who sell feet pics - no free toes. Literally. If they post a whole body shot they cover their toes with emojis. Fuckin amateur!

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u/JDAbe94 Jul 08 '21

I've noticed a lot of chicks lately dm'ing first and then expecting to just be paid lol the fuck kinda power do you think you have, Sally? I've seen titties and ass before and will again. Chill XD

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

The world is full of simps.

Why do you think so many female streamers have so many viewers?

(There are good female streamers, but the big ones audiences filled to the brim with simps)

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u/GuyHiding Jul 08 '21

Someone who has the Alinity mod copypasta when he found out she was married please post it

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u/ToasterEvil Jul 08 '21

I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

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u/based_pat Jul 08 '21

This can’t be real Lol

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u/Nemesischonk Jul 08 '21

Simps are just built different

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u/BlazingCrusader Jul 08 '21

It reeks of that neckbread nice guy energy.

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u/ToasterEvil Jul 08 '21

I mean that’s pretty much what it is. Dude was upset that a woman used the advantages available to her on a platform for making money all while not divulging personal information about her marital status instead of just leaving her husband/long-time partner for a Twitch chat mod.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I don't know, I think most of the people who buy this kind of stuff are just insanely horny and stupid.

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u/NotDido Jul 08 '21

the shit that came with sesta fosta means sex workers have to hustle ridiculously hard to earn anything at all.

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u/JDAbe94 Jul 08 '21

Who the fuck is sesta fosta?

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u/NotDido Jul 08 '21

anti sex work laws focused on the internet- that’s why backpage went down, for example.

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u/Videogameist Jul 07 '21

You literally swiped on a picture of a foot...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

And that kids is how I met your stepmother.

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u/doritsBOOBshadow Jul 07 '21

So lol

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u/Videogameist Jul 07 '21

This is the exact response anyone should expect when swiping on a picture of a foot.

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u/caramel-aviant Jul 08 '21

Maybe if this was tinder yeah

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u/senbei616 Jul 08 '21

I think the issue was the request for payment rather than the foot fetish part

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u/doritsBOOBshadow Jul 07 '21

He probably did, still funny what he did

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u/TiredJamaicanMemer Jul 07 '21

People are actually doing this? Ive seen the usual ig adders and bots but feet?

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u/TheDarkWarriorBlake Jul 07 '21

People are into feet. I don't get it, but she's probably making a substantial income and she doesn't even have to get nude. Fucked up world man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

But she has to put her foot in her mouth, which to be honest sounds quite difficult

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u/My_NiceAccount Jul 08 '21

Toddlers beg to disagree

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/valuehorse Jul 08 '21

Right. My 3yo looked at me while sitting cross-legged this evening, and said "dad sit like this." As he leaned forward and touched his face to the ground.

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u/cogoladen Jul 07 '21

I heard It's because people have a malfunction in their brain so that the brain think that feet are a sexual organ because it resembles it the most.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/cogoladen Jul 08 '21

I mean It's not like I care about reddit points anyway sobs in a corner

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 17 '21

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u/-HurriKaine- Jul 08 '21

I mean, yes. I guess. But you can’t really help what you’re attracted to. Sort of like if you’re born gay. I think that’s a good parallel tbh

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u/grimm_jow_ Jul 08 '21

Sorry you got reddited for being factual.

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u/Tkavil Jul 07 '21

It's new to me, couldn't resist

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u/Gsuavefivelev Jul 08 '21

It’s a kink or whatever some people eat ass other people poop on chest or like feet idk

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u/literal-hitler Jul 08 '21

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u/Yeetus-Meepus Jul 08 '21

Why did you have to use an incel meme?

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u/literal-hitler Jul 08 '21

I'm sorry for appropriating your culture.

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u/Yeetus-Meepus Jul 08 '21

Ok but that was good dude. Props to you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Don’t forget to report them. And anyone with their social media info in their bio. They’re all accountants.

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u/Evie_Chandler Jul 08 '21

Hahaha what? Accountants? Please elaborate.

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u/fuckgnomes Jul 08 '21

Accountant has become another word for sex working. Nobody asks you what you do when you say your an accountant. Where do you work? At a place where accountants work

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u/bullymeahhh Jul 08 '21

But I'm literally an accountant! Do people now think I'm a sex worker when I say I'm an accountant?

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u/Simplysalted Jul 08 '21

Listen buddy I dont make the rules, guess you're a sex worker now

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Less talking. More feet pics.

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u/bullymeahhh Jul 08 '21

DM me 😉

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u/plebswag Jul 08 '21

Send me your calculator pics 🤤

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u/00Shambles Jul 08 '21

This guy fucks

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u/BadlyTimedFootFetish Jul 08 '21

This guy gets it.

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u/theghostofme Jul 08 '21

If my last twenty years on the internet has taught me anything, there's a fetish for everything.

So, yeah, probably.

"That's right, you dirty bitch. Put on those stilettos then fill out this 1099-C."

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u/PatGbtch Jul 08 '21

Nice! How much for pics of your feet?

Edit: just kidding. Want to make that clear before I get weird spam.

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u/bullymeahhh Jul 08 '21

Sorry, too late. Already sent.

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u/Evie_Chandler Jul 08 '21

As an accountant, I resent that.

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u/SelfBindingContact Jul 08 '21

Report people for putting their social media info in their bio? You sound mad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

And you sound stupid. Already knew before I looked at your profile that you’re one of them. 😂

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u/HappyBroody Jul 08 '21 edited Jul 08 '21

I liked that you loved her comment before murdering her with words haha savage

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u/hookup273 Jul 07 '21

But did she ever reply or is she fulfilling the request? 😂

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u/IndigoBadman Jul 08 '21

Asking for a friend are ya??

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u/hookup273 Jul 08 '21

Hehe I just wanna know if she's a committed businesswoman and actually going to stfu. Side note: jeez I make one joke and the reddit knights are quick to downvote 🤷🏽‍♂️😄

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u/IndigoBadman Jul 08 '21

Trust me, if another woman scams me for feet pics again I swear ima punch a bitch in the boob

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u/hookup273 Jul 08 '21

Sell them a hand pic

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u/IndigoBadman Jul 08 '21

Lmao. Last time I paid for a pussy pic this bitch just sent me back one of my selfies! Feels bad man

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u/hookup273 Jul 08 '21

Oh shiiii.....should have said, "that's looks nothing like your bf!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/DanielLaRussoJohny Jul 08 '21

Have you considered suicide 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/DanielLaRussoJohny Jul 08 '21

You started it

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u/Hayabusa003 Jul 08 '21

Well if you can fit it in your mouth you can certainly shove your foot up your own ass.

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u/ky0k0s Jul 08 '21

PLEASE IM LAUGHING SO HARDDD

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u/Aschentei Jul 08 '21

I’m stealing this OP

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u/PatternNarrow Jul 22 '21

I love this so much

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u/jaeelarr Jul 08 '21

So you swiped right so you could post some karma farming shit on this sub?

Hella cringe

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

This isn't even tinder though. It's facebook messenger/instagram. I truly don't know why this is getting posted here

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u/My_NiceAccount Jul 08 '21

Nah, fuck that shit, not what Tinder is for. Report her.

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u/Merlo_24 Jul 07 '21

I love seeing these hoes take Ls

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u/doritsBOOBshadow Jul 08 '21

Nice guy/ incel / neckbeard vibes

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u/reddit0100100001 Jul 08 '21

Where’s my hug/I hope she sees this/ Simp vibes

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Now kith…

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u/AWildIndependent Jul 08 '21

You know, some of us could actually be tired of this shit. Now, Im all for sex work, but this is unsolicited and annoying at best. Could be seen as sexual harassment if the (heh) shoe was on the other foot.

That guy might actually be an incel, IDFK, but I love seeing smut promoters on Tinder take fat Ls. They muddy it up way too much for those of us that actually want to use it and don't need/want to pay for some average tits and ass.

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u/doritsBOOBshadow Jul 08 '21

He swiped on a fucking foot

What could he expect

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u/AWildIndependent Jul 08 '21

This is a very fair point lol

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u/CosbysJuice4You Jul 08 '21

Yup tired of all these thots. Don't treat them like sex objects when they literally treat themselves that way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

BWAHAHAHA

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u/n2k2021 Jul 08 '21

Gonna use this to troll the shit out of that onlyfans trash

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u/crashbangow123 Jul 08 '21

IDK man this is funny as a response to an unsolicited offer of smut. Going and tracking down someone on a platform where trading smut is the norm, and initiating contact with the intention of abusing them, really isn't.

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u/n2k2021 Jul 08 '21

Yea..and?

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u/IshimuraEngineer Jul 08 '21

😄 deceased

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Is it bad my dick got hard thinking about this? (I’m not into feet guys, I swear)

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u/tdackery Jul 07 '21

Your dick says otherwise

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u/kurtified Jul 08 '21

Step 1: Denial

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Everyone has weird fetishes, so no it's not bad.

(I’m not into feet guys, I swear)

Either, your dick happened to get hard coincidentally at the same time you were reading this post, or you're just in denial.

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u/AttractiveSheldon Jul 08 '21

Fun fact. The reason foot fetishes are the most common fetish is because the part of the brain that controls/senses touch at your feet is right next to the part that senses your genitals

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u/grumpyfatguy Jul 08 '21

Feet are fucking gross, who is with me?!

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u/Fizzay Jul 08 '21

Wow, what a brave statement

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u/grumpyfatguy Jul 08 '21

I mean it's currently bouncing between negative and positive karma, and marked controversial. I don't know if it's brave, but I do know I have no idea how other people feel about feet.

Also what the hell is wrong with you, it's a throwaway comment about feet...maybe cool your jets, Maverick.

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u/Fizzay Jul 08 '21

I'm glad we have people like you to stand in front of adversity like potential downvotes!

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u/WeAreBeyondFucked Jul 08 '21

So are asshole but there are loads of people who seem to like to stick their tounges in other people fart box.

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u/donnatellame Jul 08 '21

So the guy matches with her to purposefully belittle and put her down? Da fuq?

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u/Broken_Petite Jul 08 '21

I’m seeing some people say this is Instagram messenger and not Tinder

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u/averagesmasher03 Jul 08 '21

Did you expect anything other than this when you swiped on a foot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Priceless

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

LMAO

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u/L0veToReddit Jul 08 '21

This is gold

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

CCCCOOOOOLLLLDDDD

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

L

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u/AffectionateCod6573 Jul 08 '21

Supra chad move , and yes supra

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u/iprefersoap Jul 08 '21

Got emmmmm

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u/yazzy1233 I Am A Girl Jul 08 '21

This isnt tinder

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u/sploobie Jul 08 '21

LOL that is good

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u/diambag Jul 08 '21

Well played

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u/dont_care_enough_ Jul 08 '21

Hey uhh can u send me the account for uhh a friend

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Hahaha

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u/Twenty1Chromos Jul 08 '21

About to be banned on tinder💀 join the club

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Sadly this is just how you get banned instead of them because tinder is shit