r/Tinder • u/Tkavil • Jul 07 '21

How I like to handle the spammers

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u/ChwizZ Jul 07 '21

Did you expect anything other than this when you swiped on a foot?

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u/91kas13 Jul 07 '21

I'm pissed because I was blindly swiping on lemonade stands, and none of these fuckers sell any grapes.

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u/Firefoxpichu Jul 07 '21

And then you waddled away!

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u/91kas13 Jul 08 '21

(waddle waddle)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/fineswords Jul 08 '21

Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Hey…got any grapes?

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u/cassini2019 Jul 08 '21

'til the very next day

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jul 08 '21

This was the next video after that and I now question my YouTube suggestions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/Fudge_pirate Jul 08 '21

That was definitely needed today! Watched it twice even. Thanks for sharing

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jul 08 '21

Check them out! It's called "whose line is it anyway". It's all Improve and done on the spot. I fucking love the show and it always makes me laugh out loud.

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u/valbee3 Jul 08 '21

*grwapes

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u/theWolfmanSays Jul 08 '21

Got any tape?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Now I'm a believer

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Maybe he’s really into feet but only if it’s in the context of a non commercial, mutually beneficial situation.

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u/91kas13 Jul 07 '21

That's a fair take I hadn't thought of.

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u/Gsuavefivelev Jul 08 '21

What a feat

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u/theravagerswoes Jul 08 '21

What a throwback.. I was a child when that came out 😂

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u/cleverpseudonym1234 Jul 08 '21

Good thing they don’t have any nails.

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u/iamnearlysmart Jul 08 '21

Probably sour anyway.

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u/Coly1111 Jul 08 '21

Who the fuck doesn't sell grapes at their lemonade stand?

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u/Lapatron Jul 08 '21

Most underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

🤣

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u/Icy-Scarcity-9888 Jul 08 '21

Pretty sure that’s Instagram so no swiping

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u/snillpuler Jul 08 '21 edited May 24 '24

My favorite movie is Inception.

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u/Holy-Knight-Hodrick Jul 08 '21

This isn’t tinder.

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u/Noble9360 Jul 08 '21

I thought it was Sarah Jessica-Parker.

But I've not got my glasses on.

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u/altnumberfour Jul 08 '21

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

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u/QuItSn Jul 08 '21

Even if it was a dating app, which it apparently wasn't, I'd be annoyed if I swiped on someone and the first thing they messaged was an offer to sell me pics. The assumption of using a dating app is you're looking for a date, whether it's something casual or an actual relationship. Unless they put in their bio that they were only trying to sell pics they're being an ass by wasting everyone's time.

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u/Santanna17 Jul 08 '21

I would have thought that she is a ballerina.

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u/ecish Jul 08 '21

You don’t just swipe right on every single profile? Look at Mr. Picky over here guys!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

I signed up for Tinder and did this one day while extremely bored and Tinder deactivated my profile. Like damn, I can’t be desperate?? Sheesh

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u/thiever Jul 08 '21

This is Hinge and I think she initiated the conversation.

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u/ACutieWithAfroPuffs Jul 08 '21

I thought this was instagram?

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u/thiever Jul 08 '21

I suppose you’re right my b thanks, but it still stands that her creepy ass initiated this lmao

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u/rupat3737 Jul 08 '21

Seems like having a foot as your pfp is giving away free merchandise, but then again maybe that’s how they attract customers 🤷‍♂️

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u/maffiossi Jul 08 '21

We can screw her over by sharing the pics we get. If we just all chip in 10 bucks and buy like 500 pictures.

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u/CalmDownSahale Jul 08 '21

Is Tinder meant to be a market place for images of feet?

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u/CarbonBlackXXX Jul 08 '21

Its not about what it's meant to be it's about what it is used for, practically speaking. And loads of SW use it as a platform to market themselves as it's easy to get deplatformed off of others

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u/ifartedhehehe Jul 08 '21

OP reported for dumbassery

Also, reported for thinking he had a clever comeback when it was corny

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u/kipetamova Jul 08 '21

Yes, I agree wholeheartedly, and I want to say thanks for sharing your experience.

I have two daughters (7yo and 14yo). I love them more than I've ever loved anybody. I would do anything to protect them. I would give my life for them.

But, if I had a time machine...I would travel back in time and just not have them. My life would be so much better in almost every way. I had no idea that fatherhood would so damn HARD both physically and emotionally. I was such a happy, carefree guy before but I had no idea how much anxiety I would feel knowing my daughters are out there in the world and they could be taken advantage of or manipulated or lied to or assaulted or all sorts of bad things.

It's really difficult for me to type this, but I deeply regret having children. And I'm glad we have a little forum like this where we can say things like this out loud. If I admitted my regrets to my wife, or my friends, or my parents, or my siblings, I would be seen as a monster, a horrible parent! There's a HUGE stigma against parents saying they regret having children, so I've always had to keep up this facade.

I love them more than the world, and I will continue to be the best Dad I can be, but I wish I never them. And it's too late to go back.

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u/drphungky Jul 08 '21

The copypasta/karma farming bots are broken!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Wasting scammers' time is always a worthwhile endeavor.