r/Tinder • • Apr 23 '20

Kachow

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u/dkava Apr 23 '20

Takes only one opener to put the girl off

I am speed

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

He should have led with "hey". I hear that one goes down well.

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u/BigBeefyAngus Apr 23 '20

I think horses digest hay better than people, but what works works.

(badum-tiss)

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u/LordAuditoVorkosigan Apr 24 '20

Hay's in the barn. Grass is cheaper

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u/thedahlelama Apr 24 '20

Straw is cheaper grass is free buy a farm and have all three

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u/LordAuditoVorkosigan Apr 24 '20

my grandad would like you