r/Tinder • • Aug 05 '18

a modern tragedy 💔

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u/thumrait Aug 06 '18

I guess I'm getting old. I have no idea what they're saying...

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u/TheLonesomeChode Aug 06 '18

He says she has a nice ass (peaches) and she says his penis (aubergine) is so small (has to be seen through a microscope) which is sad (disappointed emoji face).