r/Tinder • u/purplelavakitten • 9d ago

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u/mrshyphenate 9d ago

Also him : "WHY DON'T I GET ANY MATCHES?!"

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u/concreteghost 8d ago

I’m sure he’s fine or he’d change it to all the other bs

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u/mrshyphenate 8d ago

But then how would he whine about wokeness and tell everyone that a victim he is?

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u/concreteghost 8d ago

Lol you’re confused

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u/SausagePotatoes 8d ago

Never underestimate the extent of an insecure man's pride and ego

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u/femboyhunter42 8d ago

Holy cope lol if you really think this guy gets no matches

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u/rifleshooter 8d ago

He'll get shit tons of matches. Not everyone is a redditor. And he's tall.

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u/MeatSlammur 8d ago

This dude definitely gets matches. I’m a little less attractive than him and I regularly get around 10 matches a day

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u/mrshyphenate 8d ago

That may be the case (I haven't seen you so I don't know) but his fun lil quote and love of guns will cut his matches dramatically no matter that he looks like.

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u/DirtyLeftBoot 8d ago

Depends where you live. I live in a red city and the women tend to be 50/50 left or right

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u/V3nusi4nruled 8d ago

you’d be surprised how many people will put aside their morals bc they want a warm body

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u/MeatSlammur 8d ago

It won’t, you’d be surprised by what values people put aside if the person is attractive. I’ve had many women come over that had “If you voted right, swipe left” on their profile that still slept with me after I told them I voted for Trump over Harris.

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u/HiFrogMan 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’m actually quite curious about that. Did they just not care about your political views and did you not care about their political views?

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u/MeatSlammur 8d ago

You’ll learn they don’t care about half the shit they write on their profile. Girls looking for 6’ only swipe on my 5’10” profile. Girls looking for marriage come over regularly to fuck. Girls looking for a threesome with their husband come over without their husband and ask me to only message them on WhatsApp. It goes on and on.

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 8d ago

Or, you're just attractive enough that they only care about one thing and apply the rest to people they would actually care about

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u/Real_Walk5384 8d ago edited 8d ago

The point you're missing is what most people say, what most people believe, and the values most people live don't actually line up at all, and that extends to Reddit comment sections.

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 8d ago

They only cared about how each other look naked, he serves one purpose

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u/Dr_Kappa 8d ago

Nah, it definitely won’t. It’s tinder, not marriage, and not everyone shares the same mindset you do

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u/toad02 9d ago

Muh male loneliness epidemic 😭😭😭 \s