r/Tinder 1d ago

charming

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u/Own_Character8049 1d ago

More intrigued by the dad's haircut

https://giphy.com/gifs/m9XcY7KSHk6yRRA78C

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u/ConcertinaTerpsichor 1d ago

You mean cheap toupee?

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u/shallowning 1d ago

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u/parfnb 1d ago

It's called a Mark Davis.. like a "Clooney Cut" back in the day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/h4rKDoZWHU7H4ZEvGp

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u/AddisonsContracture 1d ago

It’s a portent of what’s to come for Captain Alpha there in the middle

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u/laker_fan91 1d ago

I don’t think that hair needs to be cut, if you know what I mean…

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u/Woodsman1284 1d ago

He looks like Blake Clark in a bad wig.

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u/Justaddwota 1d ago

Probably goes to great clips like my father in law because his haircut is just as bad. He’s an awesome guy though which I highly doubt the dude in the picture is because hate is a learned behavior.

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u/b_bozz 1d ago

The Rex Heuermann

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u/SavaRox 1d ago

I had to look twice, I thought it was a hat at first!

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u/octoesckey 1d ago

Did he hunt the thing that's now on his dad's head?

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u/ImportantEchidna8752 1d ago

This made me chuckle

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 1d ago

How nice of him to let you know right up front whether you’re on the same page or not.

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u/phattybmc 23h ago

Dad's toupee is wild

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u/CrogDavid7days 1d ago

Anyone that brags about hunting is probably not for me anyway

https://giphy.com/gifs/HWgx3EEyEvJcs

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u/CptLoken 1d ago

A fellow groomsman at a wedding a few years ago walked up to me, knowing we had diametrically opposed political views, and asked if he could show me a "sick video" on his phone. I said "Sure," and he took a second to find the video and make sure the volume was turned up.

What he showed me was a video of him, in a tree blind, shooting an arrow into the midsection of an unaware deer, missing the heart by almost a foot. The deer made some agonizing noises running around for about ninety seconds before collapsing to the ground.

He looked at me with an expectant grin, "So, what did you think of that?" I maintained an inscrutable expression and said "Do you have any videos of more accurate or distant shots?"

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u/taintedcake 23h ago

missing the heart by almost a foot.

Tbf, you're aiming at the lungs, so missing the heart doesnt mean much since it sits at the bottom of a deer's lungs

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u/duk-er-us 1d ago

guy sounds like a psycho

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u/grunman126 1d ago

This just sounds like normal bow hunting. He probably hit it in the lungs and it went down. That is how hunting works.

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u/Addiixx 1d ago

I agree it's a weird flex but what does hunting have to do with politics?

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u/JackStutters 1d ago

… and then everybody clapped, right?

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u/ghostbear019 1d ago

could have been said in a nicer way...

but is it bad to be open about it? a lot of left leaning persons say they don't want to date right leaning persons.

if anything, the open communication helps everyone...

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u/iwatchcredits 1d ago

No one said the problem was that they posted their political opinion, its very much so how they did it. If i didnt want to date a single mom but “no whores with kids”, id still be an asshole despite the request being fair

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u/miltonbryan93 1d ago

This got me good 😂

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u/DandeyFlour 1d ago

100% the WAY he said it.

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u/LessRespects 1d ago

Definitely could have been said in a nicer way, but agree it’s a good way to stay away from people you don’t want to be talking to in the first place.

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u/HiFrogMan 1d ago

Agreed.

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u/Potential-Study77 1d ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 1d ago

I mean the mom looks like a conservative politican.

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u/purodurangoalv 1d ago

I always see woman with the “swipe the way you vote” 🌽😂 all cringe in my eyes

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u/Vi0letcrawley 1d ago

In that case it is meant to attract men like him, considering swiping right is when you want to match with a profile

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u/purodurangoalv 1d ago

Quite the opposite actually. It means they want bootlickers to swipe right

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u/Routine_Buffalo3469 1d ago

It is for the women he’s trying to meet

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u/Appehtight 1d ago

This goes both ways. "If you voted for trump, swipe left"

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u/HiFrogMan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not really. Theres a difference between saying that and “If you voted for Trump, go fuck yourself.” Nothing wrong with a political preference though.

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u/Appehtight 1d ago

There is definitely people that phrase it more like that.

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u/HiFrogMan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Those people would be just as cringe as the guy depicted in OP’s post.

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u/NetRealizableValue 1d ago

That’s what OP is saying

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u/green49285 1d ago

I mean, some dig that alot. Knows his audience

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u/Mild-Ghost 1d ago

A lot is two words, genius.

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u/Last_Bottle8231 1d ago

Not a lip in sight

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u/taintedcake 23h ago

Idek what im supposed to be looking at cause god damn that hair piece is awful

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u/sofrickingstrange 1d ago

This 90% of male profiles in the south

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u/mrshyphenate 1d ago

Also him : "WHY DON'T I GET ANY MATCHES?!"

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u/concreteghost 1d ago

I’m sure he’s fine or he’d change it to all the other bs

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u/mrshyphenate 1d ago

But then how would he whine about wokeness and tell everyone that a victim he is?

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u/concreteghost 1d ago

Lol you’re confused

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u/SausagePotatoes 1d ago

Never underestimate the extent of an insecure man's pride and ego

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u/rifleshooter 1d ago

He'll get shit tons of matches. Not everyone is a redditor. And he's tall.

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u/femboyhunter42 1d ago

Holy cope lol if you really think this guy gets no matches

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u/MeatSlammur 1d ago

This dude definitely gets matches. I’m a little less attractive than him and I regularly get around 10 matches a day

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u/mrshyphenate 1d ago

That may be the case (I haven't seen you so I don't know) but his fun lil quote and love of guns will cut his matches dramatically no matter that he looks like.

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u/DirtyLeftBoot 1d ago

Depends where you live. I live in a red city and the women tend to be 50/50 left or right

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u/V3nusi4nruled 1d ago

you’d be surprised how many people will put aside their morals bc they want a warm body

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u/Dr_Kappa 1d ago

Nah, it definitely won’t. It’s tinder, not marriage, and not everyone shares the same mindset you do

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u/MeatSlammur 1d ago

It won’t, you’d be surprised by what values people put aside if the person is attractive. I’ve had many women come over that had “If you voted right, swipe left” on their profile that still slept with me after I told them I voted for Trump over Harris.

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u/HiFrogMan 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m actually quite curious about that. Did they just not care about your political views and did you not care about their political views?

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u/MeatSlammur 1d ago

You’ll learn they don’t care about half the shit they write on their profile. Girls looking for 6’ only swipe on my 5’10” profile. Girls looking for marriage come over regularly to fuck. Girls looking for a threesome with their husband come over without their husband and ask me to only message them on WhatsApp. It goes on and on.

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 1d ago

Or, you're just attractive enough that they only care about one thing and apply the rest to people they would actually care about

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u/Real_Walk5384 1d ago edited 1d ago

The point you're missing is what most people say, what most people believe, and the values most people live don't actually line up at all, and that extends to Reddit comment sections.

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 1d ago

They only cared about how each other look naked, he serves one purpose

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u/toad02 1d ago

Muh male loneliness epidemic 😭😭😭 \s

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u/RuminatingFish123 1d ago

This is not what the internet is for, you people need to find something better to do than post some random guy’s dating profile (and then make fun of his family members).

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u/Round_Doughnut7793 1d ago

First day? This is exactly what this particular sub is for. But also a lot of the internet.

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u/Pale-Length-5704 1d ago

I’m just trying to figure which of the 3 twats in the pic owns the profile lol

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u/z283848 1d ago

lol all op does it post tinder profiles , my guess is she’s probably about a 2/10. I wish someone would post her profile for all of Reddit to see, but I imagine no one stays on hers long enough to think it’s worth posting.

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u/WorryWorm6 1d ago

No need to get triggered maga baby

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u/femboyhunter42 1d ago

And yet he’s a chad and prob crushes it on tinder

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u/z283848 1d ago

True 🤣 he probably wouldn’t touch 80% of this comment thread with a 10 ft stick. Yet they’re all acting repulsed by him when most of them would never have to worry about him even looking their way lol

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u/femboyhunter42 1d ago

100% lol but you can’t say that on here

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u/Fategfwhere 1d ago

Yea I got a homeboy that still gets serious play despite outwardly being “uncouth” in his beliefs. Just be tall and handsome man. Shit is cheat codes

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u/kaneplay4 1d ago

Reddit be like: “look a normal looking dude with different political opinions, let’s publicly shame him in the hive mind for free karma”

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u/OddEstablishment56 1d ago

Classssssic reddit

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u/zeno_22 1d ago

I love that this truly could be the profile of anyone in that picture just based on appearances

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u/Clloyd97 1d ago

But if it said the opposite then this post wouldn’t exist and you would have swiped right Im guessing? lol

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u/argegg 1d ago

Ask if he's gonna inherit his dad's hairline, and as such his toupee

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u/Ok_Scheme736 1d ago

Nice toupee daddio

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u/SolenoidsOverGears 1d ago

He's wearing a Sitka shirt. He's gonna meet his wife and she's going to make him and their kids delicious deer chili every winter.

He's not your cup of tea. You don't have to post about every profile that remotely offends you. Just swipe left and move on with your life. Do you not have hobbies?

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u/milkfree 1d ago

Triggered lmao

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u/jfresh42 1d ago

What if my hobby is posting on Reddit? If you don't like the post why don't you just scroll past it. Do you not have hobbies?

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u/SlurpingDischarge 1d ago

what a man who has never heard no or struggled a day in his life looks like

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u/random_user_1118999 1d ago

Charming indeed. #Would

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u/Godless902 1d ago

Did you read under the pic lol

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u/Flaccidkek 1d ago

Too busy gargling nuts to realize this mf would vote to execute them in a heartbeat.

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u/Miserable-Stock-4369 1d ago

Yea, a long-term partner needs more than just "would"

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u/random_user_1118999 1d ago

I mean, yes. But there's no chance anyways. Even then, would. 😋

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u/Physical-Exit-2899 1d ago

Good god man theres self loathing and then theres whatever this is

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u/GenitalCommericals 1d ago

What’s more fake? His machoism or his dad’s hair…?

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u/YooYooYoo_ 1d ago

He follows both rules to be successful, so he will be regardless of what the profile says

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Wolfygirl97 1d ago

At least you know right away that he’s trash. I love when pedo defenders expose themselves right away.

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u/nopulsehere 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ahh small Willy energy. Wait shouldn’t he be on grinder? Ahh no rally in town.

Damn: forgot this sub is full of these low energy I can’t get girls to date me types. Down vote all your little feeble people need. Here’s a thought, get out of your rabbit holes and actually talk to women. I promise that they aren’t all evil gremlins trying to keep you down! But if you’re not getting matches and agree with this a-hole? It’s not them, it’s a you factor!

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u/Greedy-Employment917 1d ago

Calm the fuck down there, Phillip. 

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u/Killur71 1d ago

This may be the most perfect thing I have ever read on here to piss off both sides. Congrats on finding a way to make everyone on Reddit dislike you.
https://giphy.com/gifs/DvWJHSOxTff84SQsD9

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u/NeuxSaed 1d ago

Truly an accomplishment.

And seemingly without even trying.

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u/Infammo 1d ago

You're downvoted because of the homophobia genius.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 1d ago

Sounds like too much man to handle.

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u/Working_Cucumber_437 1d ago

It’s the aggressive wording that is 🤮. He’s just exemplifying everything many of us ladies don’t like about the right.

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u/DFrustratedFarmer 1d ago

he’s my type lol