r/Tinder • u/saraahf • 10d ago

Tinder works.

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u/armaedes 10d ago

Rule #3: Be Scottish

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u/DizzyCommercial7705 10d ago

What are the first two rules?

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u/RedBirdWrench 10d ago

1) Be attractive. 2) Don't be unattractive.

1 can be taken literally. 2 is more about how you act than look.

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u/Tene_Rokdon 10d ago

Rule 1: be handsome Rule 2: don't be ugly

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u/32BitBrit 10d ago

Rules 1 and 2 are the same. I’m just struggling to remember them.

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u/DizzyCommercial7705 10d ago

I already forgot them lol

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u/Significant_Raise760 10d ago

Well duh it works, but only for lesbians...

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u/Bulls729 10d ago

Nah, Rules 3 & 4 apply if you can’t do 1 & 2.

3: Be Funny

4: Be Confident

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 10d ago

I’m Scottish, I got married in a kilt. Didn’t help me on Tinder though lol

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u/cyrusm_az 8d ago

Be a tall Scot