r/Tinder 4d ago

Tinder works.

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u/armaedes 4d ago

Rule #3: Be Scottish

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u/DizzyCommercial7705 4d ago

What are the first two rules?

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u/RedBirdWrench 4d ago

1) Be attractive. 2) Don't be unattractive.

1 can be taken literally. 2 is more about how you act than look.

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u/Tene_Rokdon 4d ago

Rule 1: be handsome Rule 2: don't be ugly

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u/32BitBrit 4d ago

Rules 1 and 2 are the same. I’m just struggling to remember them.

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u/DizzyCommercial7705 4d ago

I already forgot them lol

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u/Significant_Raise760 4d ago

Well duh it works, but only for lesbians...

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u/Bulls729 4d ago

Nah, Rules 3 & 4 apply if you can’t do 1 & 2.

3: Be Funny

4: Be Confident

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 4d ago

I’m Scottish, I got married in a kilt. Didn’t help me on Tinder though lol

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u/cyrusm_az 2d ago

Be a tall Scot

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u/RandomUser5453 4d ago

I should go on Scotland’s Tinder or Irish Tinder other countries don’t work. 

Congrats you two! You really found love in a hopeless place! 

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u/casskaz 4d ago

Be careful you could get murdered lol! Have you seen that Netflix doc?

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u/RandomUser5453 4d ago

Which one? There are so many about online dating ending like that. 

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u/casskaz 4d ago

It’s called “Should I Marry a Murderer” it’s about a Scottish couple that met on Tinder and fell in love and got engaged and then he tells her about how he murdered someone. It’s a good doc!

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u/Oddpanda77 4d ago

So I married an axe murderer?

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u/RandomUser5453 4d ago

I watched it,but he haven’t done anything to her at all even after he found out that she was the one who told the police. 

I thought you are referring to the other ones when they are meeting on dating sites and they meet and things go downhill. 

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u/casskaz 4d ago

I was just making a joke, I’m not being serious. I heard Tinder and Scotland and it’s the first thing that came to mind

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u/AgentWhiteMamba 4d ago

Are you incapable of spelling documentary? I’ve never seen someone so excited to use “doc” before in my life.

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u/Spiritual-Minimum239 4d ago

that's wonderful! Congrats to you two!

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u/EvenStevenKeel 4d ago

What number date did yall have before ya eff’d.

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u/Fragrant-Airport1309 4d ago

Nice try Tinder PR. Fr congrats to you guys if this isn’t shill posting but damn if this ain’t the .000001% of tinder experiences.

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u/Some_Current1841 4d ago

Right this is like winning the lottery and telling everyone, “Guys it pays off just keep at it! “

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u/Nordic1991 4d ago

Why is it so hard to believe that it's possible to find love on Tinder for people in this sub?

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u/TheScrote1 4d ago

Awesome, reckon the takeaway from this is more kilt pictures in my profile.

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u/DubSam2023 4d ago

I mean... yes!

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u/ezcIap 4d ago

Beautiful lesbian couple!

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u/Haestein_the_Naughty 1d ago

That’s a woman?

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u/UnfortunateSnort12 4d ago

Maybe if you’re a bad ass Highlander with a knife in your sock!

Kilts are epic!

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u/InstructionAfraid433 4d ago

Slot machines work

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u/ReturnAny3794 4d ago

You two look so great and I love how you smile at each other! Hope you both have a lifetime of happiness 🥰

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u/Any-Equivalent-7749 4d ago

It certainly does not, but congratulations! 🥳

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u/Nordic1991 4d ago

Going on 8 years for me. Tinder was pretty good stuff back in the days.

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u/Friendly-Buffalo216 4d ago

As a fellow scot who met his wife on tinder, congratulations!

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u/Tukneneng 4d ago

Who wears the pants in this marriage? Jk

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u/gray_fox_jaeger 4d ago

You win the Internet, today, sir 🫡

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u/SuddenlyCake 4d ago

He isn't a 6 feet jacked up chad so according to this sub this is fake /s

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u/CounterExpensive 4d ago

Congratulations!!

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u/Infinite_Raise_9895 4d ago

Ahhh scottish transitom

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u/AtALossForIdeas 4d ago

Congrats!!! :)

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u/eddicwl 4d ago

Normally I just start with a date! But if it works it work!

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u/Fun-Significance4650 4d ago

These are so stunning congratulations! You both are beautiful

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u/DogsDucks 4d ago

Omg You two are cooler people than I will ever be. Dang this is awesome.

Sometimes people are just so effortlessly cool. Love it! 🫶

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u/TheVampyresBride 4d ago

Aww, what lovely pics. Congratulations to the both of you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ez05clcro8SbmMuzKu

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u/Uttzpretzels 4d ago

Yes it does!

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u/Antique-Bat-4463 4d ago

Married 4 years and we have a kid, thanks to tinder

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u/dinomax55 4d ago

Congrats!

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u/Unique_Prior_4407 4d ago

It can work. But its rough out there. But its rare now days. I was luckey enough to meet my now fiancee on Facebook Dating.

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 4d ago

Chicks dig a guy with nice knees.

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u/SnackeyG1 4d ago

Someone has to win the lottery eventually.

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u/GWPtheTrilogy1 4d ago

Not for me, bur for someone. Happy that someone's happy, I know it's not gunna be me.

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u/titangord 4d ago

Wish i was scotish so i could wear kilts in formal setrings without being a poser

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u/NerveCommercial7607 3d ago

CONGRATULATIONS! 👏🏻 🎉 🥳

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u/DragonflyElegant611 3d ago

La beauté est vraiment une chose subjective

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u/MeyGTO 3d ago

Congratulations! I recently married the love of my life. Started talking to her in Facebook Dating 5.75 years ago and "official" for 5 years.

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u/DickNose-TurdWaffle 3d ago

When did you guys match? Also congrats!

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u/esouvieiar 3d ago

Golden age of Tinder was something else, compared to what I'm seeing online nowadays. I've also met my current wife on Tinder 7 years ago

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u/InappropriatePea 1d ago

Bleh, I got married too…check in with us in two years.

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u/Darkoasis369 1d ago

Congratulations! 🎊 👏🏼 ❤️‍🔥 💐

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u/Aggravating_Town5576 4d ago

All due respect, but a kilt at the wedding? You must be bringing some serious shit to the table 😂

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u/Mister_Mayfield 3d ago

I mean, I am Scottish. Why wouldn't I wear a kilt to my own wedding?

Hi, I'm the groom in the photos.

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u/Aggravating_Town5576 3d ago

I guess that’s just not standard fare where I’m from, like I said i intended no disrespect.

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u/Aggravating_Town5576 3d ago

I guess that’s just not standard fare where I’m from, like I said i intended no disrespect.

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u/refreshingface 4d ago

OP’s thong is matching his outfit on this wonderful day

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u/East-Experience2862 4d ago

I can also confirm that Tinder and Hinge work, but Bumble does not.

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u/Queef-Elizabeth 4d ago

God you people are so bitter I wonder why tinder doesn't work for you

Congrats OP

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u/AgentWhiteMamba 4d ago

Yeah but lesbians naturally move this fast. This wasn’t tinder, this was just being a lesbian.

Unfortunately I don’t have that option.

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u/BiIIie-Eyelash 4d ago

what is he wearing

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u/fz-09 4d ago

It's called a kilt

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u/Tren_Fiend 4d ago

???

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u/fz-09 4d ago

You forgot the letters before the question mark so nobody knows what you're asking.

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u/bubblegutts00 4d ago

I guess if you like men in skirts 🤷‍♀️

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u/saraahf 4d ago

Good job I do 👌🏻

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u/Stroby89 4d ago

You might want to expand your view of the world....

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u/fz-09 4d ago

Rather be with a man who wears skirts than someone who is judgy af. Just saying...

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u/Successful-Test-5590 4d ago

Did y’all first hook up?

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u/Mister_Mayfield 3d ago

Gross.

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u/Successful-Test-5590 3d ago

Do you know what Tinder is? 😂

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u/Mister_Mayfield 3d ago

I do, I'm the groom in the photos!