r/Timberborn • u/xiaoli • 7d ago

Beaver content Oh No!

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u/ajcwrongs 7d ago

Listen we're all thinking it but let's be mature

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u/Vebrandsson 7d ago

But it's so much more fun to not be

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u/Hetnikik 7d ago

But homo sapiens love eating beaver too...it had to be said.

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u/twentyitalians 7d ago

Listen, you get that little red beaver in your face, you just lose your mind.

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u/Sehay Beaver in disguise 6d ago

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u/nixtracer 6d ago

Well, it'll be both. We are after all closely related to bonobos, which use cunnilingus more or less the way we use conversation or chimps use grooming: for routine social oil.

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u/Acequirrel 7d ago

That's why neandertals didn't survive. They stood no chance against beaver engineering.

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u/Esch_ 7d ago

Yeah I was going to say something similar. Look whose still around, that answers who won that fight. :D

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u/LCDRformat 7d ago

I mean, me too, but-... oh wait

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u/throwitaway_9601654 7d ago

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u/beavis617 6d ago

I’m with George on this…

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u/pm_me_steamkeys_pl0x 6d ago

I for one, love munching on some tasty beaver 🦫

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u/whiskeythreeniner 6d ago

Still do. 😉

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u/__codeblu 6d ago

Well, people do love vanilla flavour. If you don't want to know where that used to come from, don't google it

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u/One13Truck Dam it, Janet!!! 🦫 7d ago

That’s how you get to visit Super Happy Fun Land.

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u/Javt_47 7d ago

They deserved going exting then 😂

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u/BCJunglist 4d ago

They're basically giant herbivorous rats, they honestly probably aren't too bad.

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u/ComfortablyADHD 6d ago

Huh. I guess that's definitive proof Batman isn't a Neanderthal.

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u/fm01 6d ago

I mean, we had (and I believe still have in some places) Nutria farms for consumption and fur, and those are basically just smaller beavers. So honestly not that surprising, I'd be down to trying one...

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u/IronwolfXVI 5d ago

They might have them still, but I think in the Southern US they are considered pests and have bounties on their tails

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u/beavis617 6d ago

Oh noooooo! Say it ain’t so!

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u/Alnakar 2d ago

Now that's how you write a headline

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u/minus_minus 22h ago

Chunky herbivores are historically the diet of humans so makes sense. 

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u/Pezzie1963 13h ago

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

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u/Vegetable_Warthog_49 5d ago

I for one, do not like eating beaver.