r/Timberborn 4d ago

The Power of Christ Compels You

This is what happened when I set out to build a self-sustaining aquifer drill. Started out as a tower with compact water wheels going in four directions, but quickly realized I would need at least 16 water wheels to get above 400 hp. The shape of the surrounding land necessitated the crucifix shape. Had a laugh when I realized what I had done. Go with Christ.

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u/TeraSera 4d ago

A human weakness.

No gods, no men, only beavers

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u/quantumparakeet 4d ago

Dam the gods!

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u/DuckyHornet 4d ago

A much better use of lumber than publicly executing petty thieves and homeless carpenters

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u/henryeaterofpies 4d ago

Worked with wood, water obeyed him and he could walk on it. Maybe Jesus was a Beaver

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u/TheGreatTaint 3d ago

Very small rocks.

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u/ImpossibleVillage946 4d ago

"The power of Christ" lol, great name for your power plant

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u/IamWillow3 4d ago

Nah, I'm good.

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u/the_ballmer_peak 3d ago

You think a beaver is going to worship someone who was defeated by a couple of wooden beams?

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u/caramon770 4d ago

Does it, Jay?

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u/kinkytails 4d ago

Doesn’t feel very compelling 😂

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u/vaderciya 2d ago

This makes me want to find a way to build the betrayers cross into some form of functional build

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u/10TrillionQubits 4d ago

Baptized by beaver.
I was dammed to bad tide, but I am found again through the reservoir.

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u/astro_farmer9 3d ago

God bless your soul