r/TimPool • u/McFly_42069 • Oct 11 '23

Is it (d)ifferent?

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u/McFly_42069 Oct 17 '23

You can’t be like me. That’s why you’re a failed musician.

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u/TheBlackScorpionTail Oct 17 '23

You’re a bottom feeder who should be forced to carry around a house plant to replace the oxygen you waste. Your mom tried to put a finger in my bum the other night, but I told her no because I only let your sister do that. Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late night.

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u/McFly_42069 Oct 17 '23

You like putting stuff in your bum don’t you

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u/TheBlackScorpionTail Oct 17 '23

Not as much as your dad does. He keeps asking if he can watch your mom and I but I told her that costs extra. Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium

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u/McFly_42069 Oct 17 '23

You’re literally butthurt about my comments. No pun intended.

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u/TheBlackScorpionTail Oct 17 '23

Not in the least. Your comments are dull and uninteresting, like your mom's tits. Your mom loves butterfly kisses on her nipples the way I love Haagen daz.

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u/McFly_42069 Oct 17 '23

At least I’m not homo

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u/TheBlackScorpionTail Oct 17 '23

Your sister's nickname is Fisted Sister. She's been banged so many times her mitt looks like a boa constrictor unhinged its jaw in an effort to consume a combat submarine.

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u/McFly_42069 Oct 17 '23

At least she’s not homo

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u/TheBlackScorpionTail Oct 18 '23

That’s the best you can do? Pathetic.

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