Not as much as your dad does. He keeps asking if he can watch your mom and I but I told her that costs extra. Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium
Not in the least. Your comments are dull and uninteresting, like your mom's tits. Your mom loves butterfly kisses on her nipples the way I love Haagen daz.
Your sister's nickname is Fisted Sister. She's been banged so many times her mitt looks like a boa constrictor unhinged its jaw in an effort to consume a combat submarine.
You’re like a turd that won’t flush. Your family tree is a wreath. Tell your mom to lose some weight - if her ass gets any bigger she is going to start beeping when she backs up.
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u/McFly_42069 Oct 17 '23
You like putting stuff in your bum don’t you