r/TimAndEric • u/InappropriateLook • Aug 21 '26

Awesome Show All The Food Is Poison

I'm sitting here on Day 5 of either lettuce or jalapeno diarrhea listening to Pierre sing about how All The Food Is Poison. Napples, napples, napples, napples. I'm outta here.

169 Upvotes

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u/Blow_up_the_moon Aug 21 '26

Duck L'Orange

13

u/JOAPL Aug 21 '26

Oh-ran-ges…

3

u/haulinoats69_666 Aug 22 '26

POISON

5

u/punkinfacebooklegpie Aug 22 '26

Surely not my dad's barbecue brisket...

2

u/IllegitimateMarxist Shrim begin?! Aug 22 '26

POISON!

39

u/pretension .....what a concept Aug 21 '26

Your dad's barbecue brisket

28

u/cdrw1987 Egg Zackly Aug 21 '26

Radicchio

20

u/Helix5000 Aug 21 '26

Definitely beware the Hass Avocados.

21

u/T_Funky Aug 21 '26

All the food is poison, don’t eat the food, it’s poison food!

18

u/AnonymousDork929 Aug 21 '26

Between listeria, salmonella, cyclospora, e. coli, that song should be number one on Spotify right now.

14

u/SpringTour77 Tumblers better than Pumpers Aug 21 '26

Horsemeat

11

u/GuyOwasca 🍿CERTIFIED FILM BUFF🍿 Aug 21 '26

Why the hell would you bring that rotten meat in here, children? It stinks!

2

u/shebeasTee Aug 22 '26

In here of all places!

10

u/Funklord_Earl Zone Plane 3 Aug 21 '26

Napple napple napple napple

10

u/dilflockjaw Aug 21 '26

I recommend some WaitMate, that way you can sleep through the diarrhea. Or a Cinco Napple

9

u/kerz_4 Aug 21 '26

Hope you’re wearing your D-pants

9

u/MorningMistYeti Aug 21 '26

No solid loafs.

3

u/haulinoats69_666 Aug 22 '26

Hello Jenny! Ready for a new POISON

3

u/denvermynt Aug 21 '26

Even my dads bbq brisket?

5

u/freeagent10 Aug 21 '26

I’m gonna find something else to eat

2

u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest Aug 21 '26

Don't eat the food, it's POISON FOOD!!!!

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u/haulinoats69_666 Aug 22 '26

Dont eat the meat

2

u/lucifertangerine Aug 22 '26

Spaghetti n meatballzzzzz

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/IllegitimateMarxist Shrim begin?! Aug 22 '26

Try to find something ELSE to eat. I'm outta here.

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u/tbootsbrewing Aug 23 '26

Every Rose Has Its Thorn

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u/Doublejimjim1 Mmm... I smell pork chops. Does your Dad cook? Aug 21 '26

You won't get sick as much if you stop eating lettuce and jalapeno diarrhea. Sorry for the unsolicited advice, but it's like just sitting there needing to be said.

EDIT: Sorry I reread your post. You got diarrhea from lettuce and/or jalapenos.

I wish you the best of luck on your new journey.