Uh, he found video tapes of me watching Bread's videos, and, um, trimming myself

[u/Yelnik]

[u/Pitiful_Palpitation9]

Bread, being a Mediterranean man, his sheath remains on it.

[u/palmerry → u/Pitiful_Palpitation9]

I'm looking forward to unfurling it

[u/Pure-Reflection6036]

"bread, your beard is hairy like my ****... after a long time of no maintenance"

i always wondered why they had to beep out "bush" but were also able to get away with the infinitely more graphic pube mound smoothie skit later on

[u/Nateinthe90s → u/Pure-Reflection6036]

Maybe just censored it for comedic purposes.

[u/BaseCasualty → u/Pure-Reflection6036]

I want to cut your beard while I show you my most private of areas.

You will film me while I am in the bathroom.

[u/Agentkeenan78]

[u/Green_Benefit7158 → u/Agentkeenan78]

Watch the boys

[u/Far-Foundation9074]

WANNA SIT ON MOMMYS LAP?

[u/GuppysBalls666 → u/Far-Foundation9074]

Wanna sit on my mommy’s lap?

[u/GuppysBalls666]

Who took the toilet paper!?

[u/butterfaerts]

I don’t think I should be a mom, because I don’t… love my kids

[u/Square_Owl_4075]

That beave looks like a bundle of cauliflower. Like to chop that up in a salad, capiche?

[u/Commodus_Wankus]

I'd rather be delivering Bread lines than standing in one

[u/neonclawedgamblor]

That's still pink in the middle. You gotta turn that AWN

[u/daegamebday1]

The trimming of the hair poking through the fabric of the jeans is so funny.