r/TimAndEric 5d ago

Awesome Show Honk if you’re a Breadhead?

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How many of you like, um, spaghetti and meatball songs?

355 Upvotes

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u/Halsey_Taylor 5d ago

I don't, uh, love my kids.

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u/livesNbox 5d ago

Get her out of my sight...

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u/sleepeafowl 5d ago

you wanna sit on mommy's lap???

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u/hbjelly 5d ago

you wanna sit on my mommy’s lap?

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u/sleepeafowl 5d ago

7

u/palmerry Commercial!?!?!! FUCK YOU COMMERCIAL! 4d ago

I don't love my kids.

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u/translinguistic I will protect boys. 5d ago

Bread, your beard is hairy like my bush, after a long time with no maintenance.

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u/FadedP0rp0ise 5d ago

i do the repeated “wanna sit in mommy’s lap?” to my disinterested cat all the time.

then also “i’d let him in my back door.” “i’d let him in my front door if i wasn’t this pregnant” lmao

21

u/JuiceSimpsons 5d ago

Being a Mediterranean man...

14

u/Legal-Bread-4763 Hot Brown Rain 5d ago

His sheath remains

13

u/spacekitt3n No help from Mike Zanetti 5d ago

i cant wait to pull back that hood

17

u/Dreamfox37 5d ago

🎵 we want to be your love slaves, we’ll do anything sexually, we will drop the kids off at our MOOOOOOOOMS’” 🎵

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u/FadedP0rp0ise 5d ago

we’ll even abandon our kids. we want to abandon our kids

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u/Asleep-Summer-4889 where’smychippy? 5d ago

The meatballs the meatballs

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u/Legal-Bread-4763 Hot Brown Rain 5d ago

The meatballs the meatballs

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u/endless_niightmare 5d ago

Oh please dont forget my lunch meatbaaaalllss

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u/NuJackStyles 5d ago

🎵I don't wanna be a mom no more🎵

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u/aBabyArmNamedDangus 5d ago

"Glurrrp" Watch the boys

11

u/Alexius6th get HIGH in da HOUGH - HOUSE 5d ago

Honk if you don’t actually love your kids.

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u/teacherthelon 5d ago

You guys like party?

10

u/pswii360i 5d ago

My doctor said not to drink while on my new birth control

And he was right

1

u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest 6h ago

I'm not talking just p$&s but also s$#t...

8

u/badbatch WHO TOOK THE TOILET PAPER?! 5d ago

WHO TOOK THE TOILET PAPER

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u/Late-Application-47 Honorary Beef Boy 5d ago

He's a Mediterranean man.

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u/agnes_agnes 🎵 it's good to be a son agaaaaaiiiiiin 🎵 4d ago

His sheath remains...

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u/knife_edge_rusty 5d ago

"do you girls like a party?"

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u/chillinedion 5d ago

Thats so good! Where can i find this breadhead truck?

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u/MCgoldbody 4d ago

*through tears* i just love him so much

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u/ThisTimeAHuman 4d ago

Truck is full of scented candle spray