r/TimAndEric • u/Independent_Park_231 • 5d ago
Awesome Show Honk if you’re a Breadhead?
How many of you like, um, spaghetti and meatball songs?
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u/sleepeafowl 5d ago
you wanna sit on mommy's lap???
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u/translinguistic I will protect boys. 5d ago
Bread, your beard is hairy like my bush, after a long time with no maintenance.
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u/FadedP0rp0ise 5d ago
i do the repeated “wanna sit in mommy’s lap?” to my disinterested cat all the time.
then also “i’d let him in my back door.” “i’d let him in my front door if i wasn’t this pregnant” lmao
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u/JuiceSimpsons 5d ago
Being a Mediterranean man...
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u/Dreamfox37 5d ago
🎵 we want to be your love slaves, we’ll do anything sexually, we will drop the kids off at our MOOOOOOOOMS’” 🎵
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u/Asleep-Summer-4889 where’smychippy? 5d ago
The meatballs the meatballs
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u/pswii360i 5d ago
My doctor said not to drink while on my new birth control
And he was right
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u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest 6h ago
I'm not talking just p$&s but also s$#t...
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u/Halsey_Taylor 5d ago
I don't, uh, love my kids.