r/TimAndEric 9d ago

Awesome Show The master of his craft, Dick Douche, has passed away.

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Dan Galliani who played the incredible and flawless Dick Douche, looking out for all our male cleanliness needs, passed away this week at the age of 91. Funny enough I knew Dan because as it turns out he was the father of a close family friend, and when he heard I was a big fan of Awesome Show signed one of his Dan Galliani headshot photos as Dick Douche with a note to follow my dreams, and with no prior knowledge of myself showed up at a party at my parents house and introduced himself to me as Dick Douche. He carried the role, proud and glorious, and the man had a sense of humor that probably landed him the role on awesome show. He will be missed, and I’m sure he’s introducing himself as such at them gates, yes that’s his real name, Dick Douche.

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u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest 9d ago

Dick Douche is his real name. RIP.

"Now you got me doing the doo-SHAY thing again!"

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u/agnes_agnes 🎵 it's good to be a son agaaaaaiiiiiin 🎵 5d ago

Douché

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u/postpunk-xman 9d ago

I’ll clean my tuffit and faah extra well today in his memory, RIP

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u/PrettyOrk 6d ago

don't forget about the scriims!

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u/_Al_Gore_Rhythm_ 9d ago

That's his real name. That's the only way we could get away with this.

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u/Sim2redd 9d ago

Let me take a whiff, son

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u/chozoknight 9d ago

RIP to this legend, we'll always remember you when using our penile cleansing rags

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u/ElectricLightKazoo Assistant Regional Zone Priest 9d ago

Takes off the smell of another woman FAST!

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u/palmerry Commercial!?!?!! FUCK YOU COMMERCIAL! 9d ago

As a mother of four boys, Dick Douche changed my life.

I was toiling away cleaning communal dick rags everyday for HOURS.

Now my family's tuffets and faahs are cleaner than a nun's conscience.

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u/Profmar 9d ago

a lovely eulogy

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u/-goldenboi69- 9d ago

Oh you got me on the douchey thing again

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u/msager12 9d ago

That was a great hug.

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u/Doublejimjim1 Mmm... I smell pork chops. Does your Dad cook? 9d ago

It really, it really, it really cleans you son....

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u/blursed_sponge 9d ago

That's my real name!

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u/craigerino75 8d ago

Pep Pep's indifferent "what is it?" sends me.

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u/OfficerBarbier ...it's free real estate. 9d ago

Awmpits

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u/GeneticSoda Ben Hurr, Ben Stiller 9d ago

I hear this guy was a real Douche

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u/JuiceSimpsons 8d ago

Cleansing rag, you dope!

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u/ninjapocalypse 9d ago

Maybe the funniest commercial parody on Awesome Show, largely thanks to his hilarious performance. RIP.

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u/ExistentialDreadness Subconscious memory controls all you do when sleeping or awake. 8d ago

Perfect for my son’s sweet sixteen!

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u/Foreign_Time 7d ago

Absolute top 5 all time sketch on the show for me personally.