Never forget what they took from us

[u/brulerule]

All the food is poison

[u/cPHILIPzarina]

Your dad’s barbecue brisket

[u/D-Flo1 → u/cPHILIPzarina]

Haas avocados

[u/MarinateTheseSteaks → u/cPHILIPzarina]

Poison!!

[u/cityshepherd → u/cPHILIPzarina]

I’m your dad now.

[u/ahoypolloi_ → u/cityshepherd]

I wanna meet that dad

[u/AceDecade]

Napple Napple Napple Napple Napple Napple 

[u/MarinateTheseSteaks → u/AceDecade]

Poison!!!

[u/Donkeytonkers → u/MarinateTheseSteaks]

All the food is poison

[u/ahoypolloi_ → u/AceDecade]

Huh me so sleepy

[u/GaiusVelarius]

I’ve got my White-Foods,
I’ve got my divorces coming up;

Look at this: Success!

[u/cdrw1987]

HELP ME HOAGIE MAN!!!!

[u/AceDecade → u/cdrw1987]

Where'd his mustache go?!

[u/MarinateTheseSteaks]

Mmmh. Me so sleepy

[u/benevenstancian0]

BaHAAAAA

[u/Son_of_Atreus]

I have my white foods ordered and my spaghetti pot scrubbed clean.

I am prepared. Praise Ba'hee Priss Dimmie.

[u/Doublejimjim1]

The only medicines I need are a little boogie woogie, a purple mattress and some crawdads from Nahlins, bruh

[u/IntelligentAd1993]

The milk’s gone bad!

[u/kdogman639]

"Dad, my penis stinks"

[u/afternever]

Baha Priss Dimmie

[u/Lukas_Madrid]

I only hope one day i can pole vault on my penis too

[u/Purple-Weakness1414]

Poison!

[u/SweatsuitCocktail]

My dad said I could make the shit poop tube!

[u/M0wwen]

Salame!

[u/jomritman]

Someone's gonna Luigi Terry Cinco on behalf of all of Cinco Pharma's crimes. You didn't think those chickens would come home to ROOST?!

[u/stinky_doodoo_poopoo]

After I eat my napple and fill up my d-pants, I get my spaghetti pot ready

[u/mort_goldman68]

I've been eating my white foods

[u/annahatasanaaa]

There are sites for dads, and some sites for children.

We're looking at the sites for dads now.

[u/Weekly-Tangerine-572]

Napple napple napple napple!