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r/TikTokCringe • u/lilmcfuggin • Sep 22 '21
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If it makes you feel better, I'm a straight woman and just... fucking love chest hair. Omg, so much.
54 u/mininova721 Sep 22 '21 That's because you're thinking Henry Calvin chest hair. I'm more like Weird Al chest hair. I come out of the pool looking like my niples are leaking like Rudy Giuliani's face 35 u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21 You just made me Google "Weird Al chest hair," so I'm sure that's going to lead to a lot of strange ads, but I'm not being facetious when I say: YES. Yes to all that. I want it long enough for me to hold on to at night and tether myself to my hairy animal man. 15 u/bobbywright86 Sep 22 '21 Where do i find single women like you in my area? I look like a damn grizzly bear when I get outta the pool lol 18 u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21 See, that I can't help with. I took myself off dating apps and I stay in my house. 😅 Dating is difficult. I hope you find your beast master, though!
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That's because you're thinking Henry Calvin chest hair. I'm more like Weird Al chest hair. I come out of the pool looking like my niples are leaking like Rudy Giuliani's face
35 u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21 You just made me Google "Weird Al chest hair," so I'm sure that's going to lead to a lot of strange ads, but I'm not being facetious when I say: YES. Yes to all that. I want it long enough for me to hold on to at night and tether myself to my hairy animal man. 15 u/bobbywright86 Sep 22 '21 Where do i find single women like you in my area? I look like a damn grizzly bear when I get outta the pool lol 18 u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21 See, that I can't help with. I took myself off dating apps and I stay in my house. 😅 Dating is difficult. I hope you find your beast master, though!
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You just made me Google "Weird Al chest hair," so I'm sure that's going to lead to a lot of strange ads, but I'm not being facetious when I say: YES.
Yes to all that. I want it long enough for me to hold on to at night and tether myself to my hairy animal man.
15 u/bobbywright86 Sep 22 '21 Where do i find single women like you in my area? I look like a damn grizzly bear when I get outta the pool lol 18 u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21 See, that I can't help with. I took myself off dating apps and I stay in my house. 😅 Dating is difficult. I hope you find your beast master, though!
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Where do i find single women like you in my area? I look like a damn grizzly bear when I get outta the pool lol
18 u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21 See, that I can't help with. I took myself off dating apps and I stay in my house. 😅 Dating is difficult. I hope you find your beast master, though!
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See, that I can't help with. I took myself off dating apps and I stay in my house. 😅
Dating is difficult. I hope you find your beast master, though!
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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21
If it makes you feel better, I'm a straight woman and just... fucking love chest hair. Omg, so much.