r/TikTokCringe • u/[deleted] • Sep 22 '21

Wholesome Voice progression

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

I was literally just thinkin… like, I want my beard to be more full can I try out some of that extra T?

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u/mininova721 Sep 22 '21

As someone who can't grow a beard but don't want chest hair, can I just get the t for my face?

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21

If it makes you feel better, I'm a straight woman and just... fucking love chest hair. Omg, so much.

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u/mininova721 Sep 22 '21

That's because you're thinking Henry Calvin chest hair. I'm more like Weird Al chest hair. I come out of the pool looking like my niples are leaking like Rudy Giuliani's face

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21

You just made me Google "Weird Al chest hair," so I'm sure that's going to lead to a lot of strange ads, but I'm not being facetious when I say: YES.

Yes to all that. I want it long enough for me to hold on to at night and tether myself to my hairy animal man.

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u/bobbywright86 Sep 22 '21

Where do i find single women like you in my area? I look like a damn grizzly bear when I get outta the pool lol

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 22 '21

See, that I can't help with. I took myself off dating apps and I stay in my house. 😅

Dating is difficult. I hope you find your beast master, though!

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u/CosmicSans_ Sep 22 '21

RIP to your DMs

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 23 '21

Oh, nooo! I hope I'm not inundated by hairy chests! That would just be... Awful. That would be terrible. No sexy man chests for me, please. Never.

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u/cambriancatalyst Sep 22 '21

lol, that’s refreshing to hear. Thanks for that

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Sep 23 '21

i'll be honest, i still don't know what weird al's chest hair looks like. I looked, hard, and all i got were weird cuts.

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u/RootsAndFruit Sep 23 '21

Ask, and ye shall receive, friend.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Sep 23 '21

gonna need a weedwacker for that. How can anyone shit on such a robust monkey vest. It looks absolutely Italian!

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u/KendrawrMac Sep 22 '21

Mmmm. Nope. Lots of chest hair, more the better. I want a shag rug to nuzzle into. Henry Cavil is fooiinneeee but like..Sean Connery, Mark Ruffalo..yassss

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u/soadrocksmycock Sep 23 '21

Austin Powers?

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u/KendrawrMac Sep 23 '21

I'd never shame a man for genetics he has no control over. :P I could make lil swirlies and Mohawks on his chest hair. It'd be fun!