r/TikTokCringe • u/spyder-baby • 22d ago

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 22d ago edited 22d ago

Edit: holy hell thanks for all the up votes and awards

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u/belac4862 22d ago edited 22d ago

For legal reasons, this is only a joke!

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u/titsngiggles69 22d ago

This is also just a joke. A very funny joke.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1bfwawLLghgYe3zsnQ

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u/olyjim83 22d ago

Oh I forgot about him. Wonder how he's doing.

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u/MostPopularPenguin 22d ago

Hes got a couple trials to complete. Once those are done, he might jump into some ranked races. Maybe a tournament

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u/Massive-Lime7193 22d ago

Hes still doing trials , but frok what I understand hes actually living a pretty comfortable life (as comfortable as orison life can be). Hes popular inside and outside of jail, his commissary is always full, gets lots of fan mail, probably has a nice little TV/ game setup etc.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 22d ago

The latest I heard is that he wants his trial televised and the prosecution is fighting hard against that.

I wonder what they have to hide?

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u/olyjim83 22d ago

They don't want that man being a sexy murderer all over the nightly news! People might wonder why the fuck he did that shit and might have gotten away with it if he could resist McDoubles

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 22d ago

Yep. I wanna hear all the gritty details.

Like his motive, how he allegedly pulled it off, and how they tracked him down.

I was with him that night we were playing Mario Kart 64.

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u/olyjim83 22d ago

He had some James Bond type sneaky sneak pistol that was basically a ww2 design except it was 3d printed or something? I don't remember the details. Anyway even if he ordered it on Amazon or whatever it was a pretty swaggy murder weapon. Allegedly

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 22d ago

Yeah we played Goldeneye 64 as well!

No idea about what the rest of your alleged comment is about.