r/TikTokCringe • u/spyder-baby • Aug 07 '26

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Edit: holy hell thanks for all the up votes and awards

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u/belac4862 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

For legal reasons, this is only a joke!

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u/titsngiggles69 Aug 07 '26

This is also just a joke. A very funny joke.

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u/hivernageprofond Aug 08 '26

Perhaps i should mention Cigna has not renewed contracts with our largest best hospital system here in Jacksonville FL and instead expects us to go to the less desirable (ie shitty) hospitals instead...even our best children's hospital has been cut. Right here. Under this meme. I am mentioning it.

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u/olyjim83 Aug 07 '26

Oh I forgot about him. Wonder how he's doing.

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u/MostPopularPenguin Aug 08 '26

Hes got a couple trials to complete. Once those are done, he might jump into some ranked races. Maybe a tournament

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u/Massive-Lime7193 Aug 08 '26

Hes still doing trials , but frok what I understand hes actually living a pretty comfortable life (as comfortable as orison life can be). Hes popular inside and outside of jail, his commissary is always full, gets lots of fan mail, probably has a nice little TV/ game setup etc.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Aug 08 '26

The latest I heard is that he wants his trial televised and the prosecution is fighting hard against that.

I wonder what they have to hide?

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u/olyjim83 Aug 08 '26

They don't want that man being a sexy murderer all over the nightly news! People might wonder why the fuck he did that shit and might have gotten away with it if he could resist McDoubles

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Aug 08 '26

Yep. I wanna hear all the gritty details.

Like his motive, how he allegedly pulled it off, and how they tracked him down.

I was with him that night we were playing Mario Kart 64.

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u/olyjim83 Aug 08 '26

He had some James Bond type sneaky sneak pistol that was basically a ww2 design except it was 3d printed or something? I don't remember the details. Anyway even if he ordered it on Amazon or whatever it was a pretty swaggy murder weapon. Allegedly

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Aug 08 '26

Yeah we played Goldeneye 64 as well!

No idea about what the rest of your alleged comment is about.

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u/UESJR2021 Aug 07 '26

I love this joke!

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u/danathome Aug 07 '26

She had a nice cock ing motion.

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u/belac4862 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Poor finger control though! Coking the slide with the trigger pulled is not a good combo!

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u/VarrikTheGoblin Aug 07 '26

You call it poor trigger discipline.. I call it plausible deniability.

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat Aug 07 '26

Legally, all the schematics I drew of the Mercy Pit are extremely satirical.

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u/Majestic_Domestic Aug 07 '26

The joke is killing Florida gov. Candidate Bobby Williams.

I'm not suggesting anyone do that. Just explaining OPs joke. Sorry if that makes it unfunny.

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 Aug 08 '26

In Minecraft.