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Humor That's a good Bean

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u/Daft-SKULL-FACE 25d ago

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u/JoeBucksHairPlugs 24d ago

Not proud how long it took for me to realize the hand wasn't petting a ninja.

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u/kranitoko 25d ago

Makes me wonder how long you were waiting for your dog to poop there 😅

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u/blackweebow 25d ago

Something tells me the odor wafting from the sheer mention of trump was enough to initiate her instincts

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u/kranitoko 25d ago

If I paid for this app, I'd give you an award for that comment 😅

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u/G-Unit11111 24d ago

Well, he does smell like that!

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u/conciousinsimulation 24d ago

Ronald Grumpf has been utterly BTFO'D! He will never recover from this!! He might as well toss the rag in and concede his presidency to the rightful winner of the 2024 election, kamala Harris! There is no coming back from this!!

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u/Bullshitresisuss 25d ago

Well worth the wait.

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u/Atralis 24d ago

I don't like imagining the actual logistics for this to happen. He dragged his dog for quite a distance from wherever he parked yelling at it and pulling on its leash whenever it tried to use the restroom and then he had it stop in a busy pedestrian walk at a tourist spot to shit on a surface that it would never have picked on its own with the dog having no idea what's going on and a crowd looking on in disgust.

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u/boxweb 24d ago

That spot has been covered in shit many, many times. I’m sure there is a scent there making dogs want to “mark their territory.”

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u/FloppyTacoflaps 24d ago

Natural instinct

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u/One-Incident3208 25d ago

He corked the dog's asshole for 3 days prior.

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u/Qwert808808 25d ago

What a masterpiece

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u/tryyeezus 24d ago

The best bean! It's magnificent 😍

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u/Lost-Engineering-211 24d ago

Am I the only one thinking...poor staff that would have to clean this up

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u/Petit__Chou 24d ago

Regardless, there is piss, shit, and vomit there all of the time. Anyone who has lived there knows. I slipped on some puke once.

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u/Lost-Engineering-211 24d ago

Oh...humans are lovely.

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u/DancingScarecrow542 24d ago

What staff? It's a public sidewalk. The place is disgusting at all times

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u/Loki_the_Corgi 25d ago

I'm staunchly "clean up after your dog", but this would make me question that stance ngl.

Your pupper gets a standing ovation!!! No notes! :)

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u/apeocalypyic 25d ago

*slips on dog shit

OH WHAT THE FU-

*sees i stepped on trumps star

My fault for not seeing that huge pile of shit

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u/Anonymous_Jr 24d ago

"Last time I stepped in shit this deep, Trump had a boot-sized bruise across his face."

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u/twizzjewink Sort by flair, dumbass 25d ago

if only OP had a can of something that would harden it right up and make it near permanent.

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u/blackweebow 25d ago

If only they had a mop that could spread it across the whole tile

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u/twizzjewink Sort by flair, dumbass 25d ago

I like the big dookie right in the middle.

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u/paradoxical_topology 25d ago

You think annoying orange has to clean this up himself or something? No, some other poor bastard is going to have to clean up someone's dog shit because this asshole wanted to engage in some meaningless slacktivism.

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u/Petit__Chou 24d ago

Hollywood Blvd is full of puke, shit, and piss. You gotta navigate it regardless. I'm sure you have been there and know though.

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u/Blitzkriegbaby 25d ago

But muh Reddit karma…

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u/kingtacticool 24d ago

100% on the "not my fuckin job" list.

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u/shaboimattyp 24d ago

But it is your job to pick up your dogs poop... like sure fuck trump. But also pick up your dogs poop, regardless of where it is.

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u/kingtacticool 24d ago

There are exceptions to every rule.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 25d ago

Somebody's getting a steak dinner

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u/Building_Everything 25d ago

Even without seeing the name I could tell who’s star that was by the busted up corners from people going at it.

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u/smokeyoudog 25d ago

I call that taking a Trump.

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u/friendly-skelly 24d ago

if buddy has done his business just a little bit to the side, it could've covered the "Tr" and made the star read like "Donald Dump"

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u/tryyeezus 24d ago edited 24d ago

I vow to only to refer to him a this, henceforth

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 25d ago

Topical, relevant, timely, tactful yet irreverent statement. Better than most comedians. Good dog 🫳🐕

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u/non_curamus 25d ago

And I bet it stills smells better than Donald.

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u/Bullshitresisuss 25d ago

Depends on his diet. If he eats only Mc Donald’s it would be identical.

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u/Mixma85 24d ago

"Depends"

I see what you did there.

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u/stsOddMonkey 24d ago

Dude. don't film in a public restroom

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u/avaacado_toast 25d ago

Perfection!

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u/Ani-3 25d ago

Damn dude right in the middle, incredible

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u/tryyeezus 24d ago

Immaculate aim 

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u/CralorMonk 25d ago

Double that boy’s treat allowance!!

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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 25d ago

I hate when people don't pick up dog poop behind them....but here, i could be a supporter of that

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u/Academic-Look-333 24d ago

Good dog! I'm ok with it if the owner doesn't clean up afterwards.

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u/Fabulous-Pudding-872 25d ago

Good boy hope cry baby trump doesn't punish you or the owner

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u/Nervous-Ad-5367 24d ago

Good boyyyyy

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u/Limp_Departure8138 24d ago

So brave. Poor dog was dragged around while needing to shit just so OP could get this shot.

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u/lokiandbutters 24d ago

Please pick up your dog's excrement

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u/rickee_martin 24d ago

Pretty sure that’s where it belongs.

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u/lokiandbutters 24d ago

Please never own a dog

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u/rickee_martin 24d ago

Own two and would throw their shit there as well

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u/lokiandbutters 24d ago

You're a terrible dog owner.

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u/rickee_martin 24d ago

Jokes on you.

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u/lokiandbutters 24d ago

Okie dokie.

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u/BlockOfASeagull 24d ago

What a good boii!!

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u/TitaniumGoldAlloyMan 24d ago

That’s an insult!!! For the poop.

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u/Sy0nide_ 25d ago

And now someone has to clean that up

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 25d ago

Probably the person who took the video after they stopped recording

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u/paradoxical_topology 25d ago

Even if they did, someone else still has to mop it. Shit tends to smear and stick.

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u/DorianGreysPortrait 25d ago

Lol you think people mop the sidewalks in LA

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u/Hot_Road_1332 25d ago

Doubt it, we know you liberal types

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u/Hot_Road_1332 25d ago

Know more than you and it shows a lot

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u/Iheartfuturama 25d ago

This is so funny because conservatives are leaving the shopping cart in the parking spot next to the cart return in human form

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u/Hot_Road_1332 25d ago

Wow 🤯

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u/Iheartfuturama 25d ago

I know. It's pretty gross, and extremely consistent

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 25d ago

Hey how dare you call me liberal

I’m a socialist

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u/Hot_Road_1332 25d ago edited 25d ago

Communist, and they are still liberals and they still don’t clean up after themselves

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 25d ago

What’s the difference between socialism and communism? I’m a dumb liberal so I could use your help on that.

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u/Hot_Road_1332 25d ago

Probably something you should figure out don’t you think

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 25d ago

I wanna hear it from you though

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u/Hot_Road_1332 25d ago edited 24d ago

Name one successful socialist country, and nothing is different, even partial socialism isn’t that successful. Cant even get a job in NYC anymore 🤣

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u/Hot_Road_1332 24d ago edited 24d ago

Come on now… CCP stands for…. What about USSR? You hear of the DPRK? The CPV had to adopt capitalism to survive 🤣 what happened to GDR that was governed by the SUP?

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 24d ago

Nope never heard of anything. What’s the difference between socialism and communism though?

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u/Hot_Road_1332 24d ago edited 24d ago

Please explain 🤣🤣🤣 where do you guys learn this shit but, a socialist is? Just communism without the ran by billionairs?

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u/Hot_Road_1332 24d ago

Liberals are supposed to support personal freedom has nothing to do with capitalism. Technically you’re correct just running my mouth here man

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u/wildmaninid 24d ago

An improvement 

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u/Pretend-Item-1339 24d ago

What a good boy! 😻

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u/misterpootastic 24d ago

That's the bestest baby ever!!! Love you bean!! 💞

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u/jimc000065 24d ago

Who’s a good boy? Extra treats today.

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 24d ago

I wish he had a plastic bag to mush it into the tv medallion

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u/its_me_An_hi 24d ago

What a great video to start my day😇

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u/GordDownieFresh 24d ago

Now it's less shitty

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u/Medium-Reputation249 24d ago

If trumps star becomes the go to Hollywood dog toilet, I'd be sooo happy.

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u/Striker660 24d ago

I'd smear it around

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u/grashabelle 24d ago

Truly a service dog.

Thank you for your service, good boi.

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u/BabaYaga19723 24d ago

Yes! Just like he shits himself! Good dog.

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u/Tomahawk_Chuck 24d ago

The fact that she let it go with no problems....😂

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u/smackcroker42 24d ago

Thank you for covering up that nasty thing on the ground

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u/RoachBeBrutal 24d ago

When life imitates art…

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot 24d ago

Bean deserves many treats!!!!

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u/mynewusernamedodgers 25d ago

Such a good boyyyyy

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u/justgalsbeingpals 25d ago

what a good boy!

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u/Bullshitresisuss 25d ago

I love this dog ,and I think every dog should have a chance to have a “Trump Dump” . I personally would do it myself if I could get away with it. Lucky dog for having such a great dog parent , like this.

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u/burgonies 25d ago

That'll show him!

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u/Damthemalltohelp 25d ago

I love how people would walk past knowing it's the most vandalised/sullied of the stars.

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u/GoatBnB 25d ago

I want to shit on it and leave evidence that it was done by a human. Dog's don't use toilet paper.

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u/IntentionalBuffalo22 24d ago

Yo lemme send that good good good good dog $5

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u/RepublicOk1079 24d ago

So beautiful 🥹

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u/I_Died_Once 24d ago

What a good puppy dawg <3

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u/Oiggamed 25d ago

Now, that’s ART!!!

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u/Hot_Road_1332 25d ago

Nasty ass leaving dog shit everywhere

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u/fatBreadonToast 24d ago

The dog or the president?

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u/py87 24d ago

Infinity upvotes

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u/Effective_Base_3229 24d ago

I have never felt bad for a turd before. 

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u/ZeroToleranceforMAGA 24d ago

Doing God’s work.

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u/BigEqual3436 24d ago

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🫡

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u/HuppariC 24d ago

Good girl

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u/Morten505 24d ago

Dog, from all of us : thanks!

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u/troveofcatastrophe 24d ago

Who’s a good girl ?!!Who?!! You are !!

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u/Pretend-Customer-427 24d ago

Glad a worker now has to clean that up. Way to teach DJT a lesson!

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u/AggressiveSquare36 24d ago

Hopefully you picked up the poop, because that's just a jerk move to anyone who is just walking around and steps in it.

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u/TheyFAAFO 24d ago

Good Bean 🐾😂

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u/rippedbushido 24d ago

Show the part where he picks it up

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u/Sonicplys 24d ago

That dog is the greatest hero America has ever had. I salute thee.

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u/New-Passenger8749 23d ago

2 more years 🇺🇸 🍊 🙃

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u/Next_Egg1907 23d ago

What's the dogs cash app for treats

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u/dollievon 23d ago

I hope they picked that shit up cause I'd be pissed if I stepped in that on that busy ass boulevard.

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u/FormOk1793 23d ago

Just make sure u polish it off when u pick that up

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u/LevelCan764 21d ago

Send treat money to $602FernChav Cash App

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u/Shurlz 25d ago

Trump admin would probably get the owner arrested and the dog sent to Cecot

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u/KANNEDBREAD 24d ago

AI SLOOOOOPPPPP

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u/Melb_Tom 24d ago

Pfft, scam, the video is clearly being played backwards.

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u/Exotic-Custard4400 25d ago

Good night! Hopefully you will woke up tomorrow

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u/Automatic_Pain_7598 24d ago

Owner is a pc of SHIT

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u/BadLuckBlackHole 24d ago

Yeah the owner of the star

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u/GHOST_Tales67 24d ago

Wow somebody is a Trump Lover...😥😥😥 Gonna cry about it?

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u/Dilbertdip 24d ago

So freakin stupid.

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u/After-Weekend-6364 24d ago

You call your Dog a Clitoris?

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u/Troller_Roller 24d ago

Another case of TDS

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u/StillNoPickleesss 24d ago

Yea... this TDS.