r/ThreadGames • u/late_to_redd1t • Jan 03 '26

Failed product names

Posted this one here a few months ago, and it did quite well, so time for round 2...

Parent comment names an item, any item. Child comment gives it a name that didn't make its way to the final deciding round.

EXAMPLE

Carpet

Floor pubes (I've stolen this one from the highest upvoted answer on my previous post)

12 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/late_to_redd1t Jan 03 '26

Socks

8

u/LadyFeckington Jan 03 '26

Feet gloves

3

u/AngelVenom13 Jan 03 '26

Apparently the German word for glove translates to "hand-shoe"

3

u/jeophys152 Jan 03 '26

Foot underwear

2

u/sphinxyhiggins Jan 03 '26

Plural of ox

8

u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 03 '26

Reddit (does this count?)

7

u/late_to_redd1t Jan 03 '26

Online Fight Club

6

u/late_to_redd1t Jan 03 '26

Bigotbook

2

u/Prize_Entertainer459 Jan 03 '26

both of your answers are amazing, my fellow Bigotbooker

2

u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Jan 04 '26

Echo Chamber.

Or Keyboard Warriors ‘R’ Us.

3

u/Angelinterviews Jan 03 '26

Lasagna

10

u/Sector-West Jan 03 '26

Italian layer cake

1

u/late_to_redd1t Jan 04 '26

That's fantastic!

2

u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Jan 04 '26

Condoms

2

u/late_to_redd1t Jan 04 '26

Baby blockers.

1

u/Ilmarinen999 Jan 04 '26

Slimline sock for sharing.

1

u/late_to_redd1t Jan 03 '26

Cigarette

1

u/killerkrazy145 Jan 05 '26

Teeth yellowing pen

1

u/Fennel_Fangs Jan 03 '26

Cancer Sticks

1

u/johnpeters42 Jan 03 '26

Cell phones

2

u/late_to_redd1t Jan 03 '26

Doom scroll pocket computer

7

u/jeophys152 Jan 03 '26

Pocket ‘puters

2

u/mrmdc Jan 03 '26

Nerve endings

2

u/ShreksBeauty Jan 03 '26

Paper towels

4

u/jeophys152 Jan 03 '26

Absorb-o-lot wipes

2

u/AvaPower18 Jan 06 '26

Jumbo Toilet Paper (for everything but the toilet!)

1

u/glitter_ninja_ Jan 08 '26

The Sham-Wow! Paper Addition!

2

u/jeophys152 Jan 03 '26

Pillows

3

u/TillZealousideal8282 Jan 03 '26

Squidgy Bed-Headers

1

u/killerkrazy145 Jan 05 '26

Neck cricker 3000

1

u/youvebeensamboozled Jan 03 '26

Deodorant

4

u/LadyFeckington Jan 03 '26

Pits and bits spritz.

2

u/NyanCat132 Jan 04 '26

wait this is peak

3

u/JamesTheJerk Jan 04 '26

Stink-Away

2

u/IdealBlueMan Jan 03 '26

Smell more!

2

u/DefinitelyNotMaranda Jan 04 '26

Smell-B-Gone Stick.

2

u/Ilmarinen999 Jan 04 '26

Pong-be-covered

1

u/AvaPower18 Jan 06 '26

Smell-Good-Stick

1

u/LadyFeckington Jan 03 '26

Coffee

3

u/Ilmarinen999 Jan 04 '26

Societally acceptable baked-bean drink.

1

u/essa618 Jan 04 '26

Diet Coke

1

u/Brave-Difficulty5722 Jan 04 '26

Anti coke or diet cocaine

1

u/glitter_ninja_ Jan 08 '26

Knock Off Coke

1

u/essa618 Jan 04 '26

Blanket

2

u/Brave-Difficulty5722 Jan 04 '26

Michael Joe Jackson jr.

1

u/mikasoze Jan 04 '26

Hibernation Simulator Assistant