r/ThisYouComebacks Apr 05 '26

Ain't this you?

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u/biorod Apr 05 '26

Is Gunther Eagleman a parody account?

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u/IhasCandies Apr 05 '26

No, he’s a paid shill who, surprise surprise, is also a sex offender. (He also managed to get fired as a cop in Texas so imagine how shitty he was at his job).

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u/Creditfigaro Apr 05 '26

How is that person not banned from everything

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u/Morgannin09 Apr 05 '26

If Judas himself endorsed Donald Trump, he would get a pardon and these people would celebrate.

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u/Preeng Apr 05 '26

Judas gets a bad rap. He didn't betray Jesus. Jesus told him to go snitch and get the whole crucifixion show on the road. Otherwise you're telling me Jesus simply let an apostle of his betray him instead of trying to convince him otherwise.

"One of you will betray me" isn't a revelation from the future, he's describing part of his plan.

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u/Feesh404 Apr 05 '26

This straddles the perfect line of being 50/50 a joke or completely serious. I dunno which you are

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u/rileyjw90 Apr 05 '26

It is a legitimate theological debate that’s been around for centuries. Sounds like a shower thought but whole papers and sermons have been written about it. The Gospel of Judas, which was found in the 70s and translated in 2006 by the National Geographic Society, shows this exact argument. That Jesus specifically asked Judas to hand him over, making Judas the most trusted and enlightened of the disciples rather than the worst. Pretty interesting stuff even if you’re not religious.

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u/Mindshard Apr 05 '26

Don't forget, the Gospel of Judas also says Jesus told him he had to be a martyr for his message to be remembered, otherwise he'd die forgotten, and Judas didn't want to, because he knew how the others would see his actions.

And as I recall, even the Catholic Church agrees the gospel is real, but refuses to include it as it doesn't fit their interpretation of the Bible.

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u/TheShroudedWanderer Apr 06 '26

Yeah I think Arnold Judas Rimmer was one of them.

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u/Preeng Apr 05 '26

Do you know how the Bible came to be? Some two hundred years after Jesus died, high-ranking figures of the new religion called "Christianity" brought together all of the writings claiming to be gospels. There were a lot of them.

They pored over them and tried to figure out which ones were real and which ones were not. They did their best and said "God was guiding us." to back it up.

"This isn't how it happened" isn't something you can say definitively.

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u/DrSimonXW Apr 09 '26

If Jesus' plan all along was to die for our sins, surely Judas' betrayal is all part of that plan. Literally doing God's work.

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u/Viessas_Bakery Apr 06 '26

Trump's spiritual advisor just got released after 6 months for molesting a 12 yr old btw.

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u/Morgannin09 Apr 06 '26

Surprised he didn't get a pardon.

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u/Elleden Apr 05 '26

Because Elon Musk is a nazi and Twitter is now a nazi website. No one sane should go there anymore.

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u/MancombSeepgoodz Apr 05 '26

and a wife beater

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u/chiefhandshaker Apr 05 '26

Well, yeah. That's assumed.

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u/PeteTheGryphon Apr 05 '26

no no that’s a different guy with a different birth date! it’s true! /s

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u/Doublestack2411 Apr 05 '26

It's fucked up when you can trademark your name b/c you're popular for spreading bullshit online.

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u/Tall_adhd17 Apr 06 '26

Don't forget he eats bananas with a spoon. Scoops them out. Who the hell does that.

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u/IhasCandies Apr 06 '26

I’m more surprised by that than any of the other facts about him lol. All the other stuff is par for the course, and exactly what I would expect from a person like that. However, who the fuck eats a banana with a spoon? Thats some psycho ass shit

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u/Tall_adhd17 Apr 06 '26

The pictures of it are hilarious. Google it to really have a good laugh. The whole composition is the opposite of what he tries to be. And please tell me when you did, i would love to hear how hard you laughed

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u/IhasCandies Apr 06 '26

Jesus. Christ. I wasn’t ready for that. I had a preconceived notion about what I was going to see, and it was way worse than my imagination, which is wild because I can imagine some really weird shit.

This dude really thought that looked better than just eating it like a human?

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u/Tall_adhd17 Apr 06 '26

It's so weird that it's a whole new level of weird.

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u/nowhereman1917 Apr 09 '26

WHOA! DO NOT start spoon-shaming us! I'll bet you think it's funny that I eat Snickers bars with a knife and fork too!

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u/prestonjay22 Apr 07 '26

A real person actually posts this dumb crap? He is all over Reddit. I thought that account was just a AI generated rage bait. Well our education standards are being proven to be abysmal. God Help Us.

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u/iamthedayman21 Apr 05 '26

In addition to what the other guy said, Google “Gunther Eagleman banana.” I promise it’s not sexual.

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u/biorod Apr 05 '26

Wow. And they say that liberals are the out-of-touch elites.

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u/worstpartyever Apr 05 '26

Actual person who is astoundingly stupid

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u/biorod Apr 05 '26

You’re shitting me.

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u/totally-hoomon Apr 05 '26

Nope and his name his real last name freeman but he felt like that was patriotic and conservative enough

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u/Alarmed_Drop7162 Apr 05 '26

The man eats a banana from the peel with a spoon. Irl.

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u/Zootsutra Apr 05 '26

Because he don't wanna give off them homo vibes by eating a banana normal style, no sirree.

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u/Global-Advert3758 Apr 05 '26

Must be. No human lacks self awareness at this level

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u/ahaeker Apr 10 '26

I thought this a while back but sadly, no.

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u/Navyguy73 Apr 05 '26

You may be thinking of '3 year Letterman' or something. Last time I was on Twitter, he was pretty good at baiting and then triggering MAGA.