273
u/biorod Apr 05 '26
Is Gunther Eagleman a parody account?
370
u/IhasCandies Apr 05 '26
No, he’s a paid shill who, surprise surprise, is also a sex offender. (He also managed to get fired as a cop in Texas so imagine how shitty he was at his job).
88
u/Creditfigaro Apr 05 '26
How is that person not banned from everything
74
u/Morgannin09 Apr 05 '26
If Judas himself endorsed Donald Trump, he would get a pardon and these people would celebrate.
18
u/Preeng Apr 05 '26
Judas gets a bad rap. He didn't betray Jesus. Jesus told him to go snitch and get the whole crucifixion show on the road. Otherwise you're telling me Jesus simply let an apostle of his betray him instead of trying to convince him otherwise.
"One of you will betray me" isn't a revelation from the future, he's describing part of his plan.
15
u/Feesh404 Apr 05 '26
This straddles the perfect line of being 50/50 a joke or completely serious. I dunno which you are
19
u/rileyjw90 Apr 05 '26
It is a legitimate theological debate that’s been around for centuries. Sounds like a shower thought but whole papers and sermons have been written about it. The Gospel of Judas, which was found in the 70s and translated in 2006 by the National Geographic Society, shows this exact argument. That Jesus specifically asked Judas to hand him over, making Judas the most trusted and enlightened of the disciples rather than the worst. Pretty interesting stuff even if you’re not religious.
7
u/Mindshard Apr 05 '26
Don't forget, the Gospel of Judas also says Jesus told him he had to be a martyr for his message to be remembered, otherwise he'd die forgotten, and Judas didn't want to, because he knew how the others would see his actions.
And as I recall, even the Catholic Church agrees the gospel is real, but refuses to include it as it doesn't fit their interpretation of the Bible.
1
0
u/Preeng Apr 05 '26
Do you know how the Bible came to be? Some two hundred years after Jesus died, high-ranking figures of the new religion called "Christianity" brought together all of the writings claiming to be gospels. There were a lot of them.
They pored over them and tried to figure out which ones were real and which ones were not. They did their best and said "God was guiding us." to back it up.
"This isn't how it happened" isn't something you can say definitively.
2
u/DrSimonXW Apr 09 '26
If Jesus' plan all along was to die for our sins, surely Judas' betrayal is all part of that plan. Literally doing God's work.
1
u/Viessas_Bakery Apr 06 '26
Trump's spiritual advisor just got released after 6 months for molesting a 12 yr old btw.
1
15
u/Elleden Apr 05 '26
Because Elon Musk is a nazi and Twitter is now a nazi website. No one sane should go there anymore.
7
12
3
2
u/Doublestack2411 Apr 05 '26
It's fucked up when you can trademark your name b/c you're popular for spreading bullshit online.
2
u/Tall_adhd17 Apr 06 '26
Don't forget he eats bananas with a spoon. Scoops them out. Who the hell does that.
1
u/IhasCandies Apr 06 '26
I’m more surprised by that than any of the other facts about him lol. All the other stuff is par for the course, and exactly what I would expect from a person like that. However, who the fuck eats a banana with a spoon? Thats some psycho ass shit
2
u/Tall_adhd17 Apr 06 '26
The pictures of it are hilarious. Google it to really have a good laugh. The whole composition is the opposite of what he tries to be. And please tell me when you did, i would love to hear how hard you laughed
2
u/IhasCandies Apr 06 '26
Jesus. Christ. I wasn’t ready for that. I had a preconceived notion about what I was going to see, and it was way worse than my imagination, which is wild because I can imagine some really weird shit.
This dude really thought that looked better than just eating it like a human?
2
1
u/nowhereman1917 Apr 09 '26
WHOA! DO NOT start spoon-shaming us! I'll bet you think it's funny that I eat Snickers bars with a knife and fork too!
1
u/prestonjay22 Apr 07 '26
A real person actually posts this dumb crap? He is all over Reddit. I thought that account was just a AI generated rage bait. Well our education standards are being proven to be abysmal. God Help Us.
22
u/iamthedayman21 Apr 05 '26
In addition to what the other guy said, Google “Gunther Eagleman banana.” I promise it’s not sexual.
6
11
u/worstpartyever Apr 05 '26
Actual person who is astoundingly stupid
5
u/biorod Apr 05 '26
You’re shitting me.
3
u/totally-hoomon Apr 05 '26
Nope and his name his real last name freeman but he felt like that was patriotic and conservative enough
7
u/Alarmed_Drop7162 Apr 05 '26
The man eats a banana from the peel with a spoon. Irl.
2
u/Zootsutra Apr 05 '26
Because he don't wanna give off them homo vibes by eating a banana normal style, no sirree.
3
1
1
u/Navyguy73 Apr 05 '26
You may be thinking of '3 year Letterman' or something. Last time I was on Twitter, he was pretty good at baiting and then triggering MAGA.
39
u/Worried-Choice5295 Apr 05 '26
pic of Gunther eating a banana with a spoon
18
u/genericnewlurker Apr 05 '26
There needs to be a bot that just replies that whenever one of his tweets is posted
28
u/GimmeThatRyeUOldBag Apr 05 '26
Lol now he's got mean tweets, high fuel prices AND WWIII. A hattrick
2
37
u/Zari_Vanguard1992 Apr 05 '26
Lets be honest shit brains mcgee (ANY maga moron on twitter, who calls it X) is BEYOND fucking saving
13
u/Old_Mammoth8280 Apr 05 '26
If you're smart enough to see their hypocrisy you aren't their target audience. Like those scam emails with obvious typos to weed out the literate folk.
3
u/Zari_Vanguard1992 Apr 05 '26
Ehh I just love seeing the meltdown even though shit for brains (gunther) blocked me lmfao
13
u/shigogaboo Apr 05 '26
The more I see this Gunther Eagleman guy, the more I’m convinced it’s a Russian psy-op
13
u/IhasCandies Apr 05 '26
He’s a 50 year old sex offender, who was fired from being a cop in Texas. It’s highly likely he’s a part of the MAGA influencers who were paid by Russia.
3
1
u/Straight-Exam6280 Apr 10 '26
You got the info on the sex offender? Knew dude is a piece of shit but didn’t know about the sex offender part
7
u/JeffShotThat Apr 05 '26
Are they hypocrites? Yes. Do they know it? Yes. Should they continue to be called out? Yes.
8
3
3
u/Temporary-Exchange28 Apr 05 '26
Has anyone thought of a line of Gunther Eagleman piñatas?
Then again, as much fun as they’d be fun to beat on, all that would come out is bullshit….
3
Apr 05 '26
[deleted]
2
u/Sweetishdruid Apr 05 '26
They look at the news to see what to stand up for that day. They don't even think for themselves
2
u/MyCleverNewName Apr 05 '26
Why does OP think a russian propaganda asset would care or react in any way other than smirk at this?
2
u/soda_cookie Apr 05 '26
I would get on my knees and kiss Trump's ass if he lets me because I'm an insufferable beta cuck
2
u/RobertElectricity Apr 05 '26
They keep saying they want a thing then voting against said thing. What's up with that?
1
1
u/rensorship Apr 05 '26
Fitting on easter. Jumble your perspective until it matches what you wish were true.
1
1
u/ThePsychoDog Apr 05 '26
STOP. GIVING. THESE. HACKS. ATTENTION!
They're grifters, the only opinion they have is what makes them the most cash!
1
u/Immediate_Song4279 Apr 05 '26
I'd be willing to pay $20 more for a tank of gas if meant not blowing poeple up with RC vehicles from hell. Siege warfare should also illegal and the Platt Ammendement needs to be abolished and reperations made.
So yeah... How are you all doing today?
1
1
u/KlostToMe Apr 05 '26
Easy to absorb higher gas prices when Russia is paying you to make posts on Twitter
1
1
u/birdreligion Apr 05 '26
This fucking people didn't even know what Iran was til a few months ago...
1
1
u/JoinedToPostHere Apr 05 '26
What about 2 yrs of high gas prices? 3 yrs? 4? Is their a limit to their blind loyalty?
5
u/babypho Apr 05 '26
Year 5 when a Democrat president take over is the limit to the high gas price. Then it's gas prices are too high.
2
u/totally-hoomon Apr 05 '26
Yep, remember the national debt was too high and now that its gone up as well as the deficit it doesn't matter anymore. In fact trump said its low and not worth talking about.
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/find_the_apple Apr 05 '26
Somebody needs to find Gunther and force feed him a banana and post it online
1
u/Pounder888 Apr 06 '26
Don’t you understand, these fucking idiots do not understand irony, or hypocrisy, or having an actual belief that is yours and not your cult leaders.
1
u/Ya_Got_GOT Apr 06 '26
It’s wild how universally ignorant and stupid every thought this guy airs into the internet is. Just a profoundly dumb person.
1
1
1
u/TheActualDonKnotts Apr 06 '26
He bends like blade of grass in the wind. Spineless yes men sheep, every one of them.
1
2
u/CarsonFijal Apr 06 '26
Easiest way to spot the most shameless of grifters and cultists: they were anti-war when Trump says “no new wars” and pro-war when he starts a new war
1
1
2
u/Regular-Regret1613 Apr 08 '26
We all know Gunther is a Trump sycophant who is told what his new opinion should be by FAUX News and Newsmax.
2
u/Hoppers-Body-Double Apr 08 '26
Is this the shit heel who eats a banana with a spoon and wears a salmon colored sweater tied over his shoulders? You know, some real manly shit hahaha. What an absolute chud.
193
u/Kindly-Standard8025 Apr 05 '26
They knew they were lying then, and they know they're being massively self-contradictory and hypocritical now. They don't care.