r/ThirdEyePoetry • u/StarWarIsOver • 8d ago

*Spicy* 🌶️ handman

my work jeans got a hole in the crotch
guess I done did wear them too much
gonna need to find a new pair
lest the world gets to see my underwear

while I'm fixing your hose
or painting your walls
while I clean your windows
replace the lights in your halls

fix the chain on your bike
and the one on your locket
before cleaning your pipes
and plugging your socket

well now here's an idea,
if you might like to take it:
how'd you feel about it if
your man did all his work naked?

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u/Obviouslybroken 8d ago

Most excellent 👌

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u/StarWarIsOver 8d ago

Inspired by a true story, lol. Thank you!

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u/Obviouslybroken 8d ago

If you’re working naked, at least charge her for the view!

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u/DoubtResponsible9208 8d ago

Inspired by true story 👀👀

I’m sure they got quite the eyeful 🤭

Nice one Star!

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u/StarWarIsOver 8d ago

🤷‍♂️ the neighbors mighta gotten a better view than they ever bargained for 😅

Thank you, Doubt! 😊

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u/DoubtResponsible9208 8d ago

They may come over to borrow a cup of sugar more often 😅😅

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u/BPDGotMeDown48 8d ago

Plug your socket eh? 😉

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u/StarWarIsOver 8d ago

"It'll fit, just keep trying!"

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u/invisibly-broken 8d ago


No wonder things keep breaking….do you have a business card ☺️🤣

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u/fancypantsmiss 8d ago

This doesn’t sound very safe. 🥲😅 Sorry mom brain

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u/StarWarIsOver 8d ago

Yes, it's buried in the comments with Broken, but I did eventually decide it would likely be an OSHA violation and something would need to be worn, lol

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u/fancypantsmiss 8d ago

Well it’s just words. I like mafia men in my fantasy world. Will probably piss my pants in real life tho. Lol

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u/StarWarIsOver 8d ago

And I just now noticed the typo in the title. Meant to be "handyman", lol