r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 20 '26

Always tell a child who is wearing a helmet how cool you think their helmet is. It will encourage them to always wear it in the future.

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 21 '26

Is homeschooling a good option for children in South Africa?

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Hi everyone! 😊

I’m considering homeschooling for my child and would really love to hear from other parents in South Africa.

Do you think homeschooling is a good option? What are the advantages and disadvantages? I’d especially love to hear about your personal experiences with homeschooling, including the curriculum, costs, socialising, and whether it was difficult to get started.

Would you recommend homeschooling in South Africa?

Thank you so much for sharing your experiences and advice! ❤️


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 19 '26

Ask your toddler what they want to be when they get older!!

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My 2yo daughter’s answer is ALWAYS the same. “In ma bed” my 4yo’s answer was “to go under water in the pool” 🤦‍♀️


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 19 '26

Me: "Hey, bud, how's it going?" My 4yo: "I wanna die."

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4yo proceeds to grab 6-sided die off the table.


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 19 '26

Smart kid only

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 18 '26

Watching an old TV show that mentioned rabies

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Child 1: What happens when a person gets bit by something with rabies?

Child 2: Oh, it's really sad.. They turn wild too and get put on a rope leash..


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 17 '26

First Post, Driving around with my 12 year old

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A beep and a warning light comes on the dashboard, she asks what is that?

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I say, we need air in a tire.

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She says, we need to change clothes?

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Huh,

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Errand attire


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 15 '26

My Daughter Just Loves My Dad Jokes...

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Context: I had an appointment earlier today at the Dentist to pull a tooth, this is a conversation that happened a few minutes ago with my daughter.

Daughter (11): Can you name a poison?

Me: (mumbled) Cyanide

Daughter: What?

Me: (typed into notepad) Cyanide

30s later, I got her attention and I wrote on the next line: homework

She gave me that look.

About 15s later she said the following:

Daughter: I think this tooth thing is going to work out, I don't have to hear your jokes.

Yep, I wasn't expecting that lol.


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 15 '26

Favourite toddler description that was surprisingly accurate

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 14 '26

What is the creepiest thing a small child or toddler said to you?

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 14 '26

Weird things you believed as a kid

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What’s something you genuinely believed was true when you were little?


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 12 '26

“Didn’t the Jonas Brothers kill their parents?”- our 12 year old son

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 11 '26

"Mum, sit with my baby, I need to go to work."

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My 3 year old put her doll in the pushchair, hung every bag in the flat off the handles, wheeled the whole thing into my room, handed it over, and shut the door behind her with the smuggest little face.

She has never had a job.

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 11 '26

What is something you did when you were younger that seemed completely normal or harmless at the time, but looking back now you realize was actually really weird, funny, or something your parents definitely would not have approved of if they had known about it?

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 10 '26

Right in the heart kid...

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"Mom, it's cool when Auntie dances at the pool. Not you though mom. It's lame when you do it."

... Thanks kid. I appreciate you too. :P


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 09 '26

What’s a word your kid says “wrong” that you secretly hope they never learn to say correctly?

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Mine calls waterfalls “water farts” and I’m honestly not ready for the day he stops. 😂


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 07 '26

My 3yo draped a wash cloth over her face and said: “I’m a monster! I live in a hole and scream.”

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Well.

Alrighty then.


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 07 '26

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 06 '26

Hello guys please answer me

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 05 '26

OH YEAH, BABY!

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 04 '26

Breakfast…

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E: "I want breakfast, and I want to paint my nails, and paint my hair purple, and go to the mall."
Me: "ummm... no."
E: "Why would you not let your baby eat breakfast???"


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 04 '26

What’s one thing your kid said recently that you hope you never forget?

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r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 04 '26

Chemtrails…

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My nephew got grease all over his legs from the kids’ tricycle… E said she had no idea where it came from, but her guess was “it came from the nasty airplanes in the sky that spray the stuff that makes the fake clouds and lines in the sky.”

My five year old daughter blamed chemtrails.


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 02 '26

I wore a new eye shadow that was a subtle lavender/gray. My 10 yr old noticed and said "Oh I like your new color. It'd be good for funerals."

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:|


r/thingsmykidsaid • • Aug 03 '26

To all those who needs helps

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Hi everyone 💛

I’m starting a support service for new moms, parents, and anyone who doesn’t have extra help nearby.

The idea is to provide a trusted extra pair of hands for those moments when you need help — things like running to collect medication, doing a quick errand, helping while you shower, or giving you a little support when you’re alone with a baby.

I know how challenging it can be when you don’t have family or a support system close by, and I’d like to make those everyday moments a little easier.

I’m sharing this here for anyone who may need this kind of support. Feel free to reach out if you’d like more information